break up challenge drabble

[schmerica]

dammitcarl is trying to make me late with her unbreakup challenge. Bad Jess!

Now I have to, like, run. Dammit.

****

He was waiting in front of the building when Clark got out of his philosophy seminar.

Clark stopped in front of the Ferrari and scowled. "What are you doing here?"

"This is step two of my brilliant plan to win you back. Get in."

Clark stood there for another second before he climbed in.

"What was step one?" Clark said loudly, over the squeal of the tires as Lex drove them away. "Did it involve *not* sleeping with any more skanky girls behind my back?"

"Yes."

Clark was silent for a moment, then said, "So what's step three?"

Lex smiled.

Comments

[bexless.livejournal.com]

*squeeb*

Bad Lex! Bad!

Methinks there will be lots and lots of I'm sorry blow jobs in Clark's future. Lucky, lucky man.

[isilya]

Mmm, classic Pearl-O; fab dialogue, college setting.

Yum.

[ingridmatthews.livejournal.com]

Oh, Cheatin!Lex. Go git him, Clark.

Great one!

[thehoyden.livejournal.com]

"So what's step three?"

That's what I'd like to know! Fabulous entry.

[dammitcarl.livejournal.com]

ooh, erica knows my not-so-secret weakness. this is wondeful.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

You made me say "aw!" at a het ship.

For that you must die.

[corinna-5.livejournal.com]

"Did it involve *not* sleeping with any more skanky girls behind my back?"

Snerk. Give him hell, Clark.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? When did I do this?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

how do you make 100 words do so much work? damn you! i mean damn you, but not like in the bad way. okay. being quiet now.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

Yay step 3!!! And if I were Lex, I'd definitely stick with step 1. Bad Lex!

[devin-chain.livejournal.com]

Bad skanky girls!

*slaps their hands*

Uh...but understands completely.

Wow! This piece accomplishes tons in a very small space. I'm impressed.

[yavannauk.livejournal.com]

Wow! And you even got the reason for their break up in your 100 words too. This is great.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Love the three step plan idea.

Lex smiled.

And he says so much with just that smile!

[yay4pikas.livejournal.com]

*squibbles*

So cute!

[aelita.livejournal.com]

lol Hey, we all want to know what step three is. Though we can probably guess... *mind runs back to the gutter*

[miriad.livejournal.com]

Would it be bad form to squee here? Even just a little, tiny, mini-squee?

[valisme.livejournal.com]

"This is step two of my brilliant plan to win you back. Get in."

Hee! Bullet pointed outline. I'm telling ya. ;) Loved, darling.

[afrai.livejournal.com]

heee, cute!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snicker* And he'll get automatically win, like, every argument for the next however long. "Well, I'm not the one who..."

Thanks for comment, honey.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Wooo!

(Dude, you realize I haven't actually written that many college stories, yes?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thank you kindly, madam.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh. That would give away the mystery, wouldn't it?

Thank you very much.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pleasing Jess makes up for the almost-being-late. By far.

(Um. Which secret weakness would this be, again?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Clark gets to have free reign on the bitchiness for quite a while now.

Thanks for commenting, dude.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Nah, I know well the friendly damning. Thanks, zahra.