prison for jerks

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Please defend your answer in the comments.

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I ... really don't want to go to work. Hi! I apparently can only think in polls now.

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I made a poll! It is not about porn. I know, I am surprised, too.

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Here are some recs for you this fine July 4th! First, there is Price of Distance by nos4a2no9, which is a really lovely and evocative futurefic. It's loving and painful and honest, all at the same time, and it's poetic and descriptive in a way I would have thought would bore me (I have a short attention span) but which she makes work, absolutely beautifully.

Second rec is more general, because -- dude, you guys have all been reading arrow00, right? Her first dS story was posted in January, and the last six months have been totally productive. A new writer, writing in your favorite pairing, writing often, and writing really well? Seriously, is that not the most exciting thing in the world? I really admire how fresh the voice is in these stories; it feels like a new angle, a new version, and it adds an extra depth and characterization to the stories, even ones that are more or less PWPs.

YOU GUYS I AM AT CHEZ RENARD! (translation: I am at Fox's apartment yaaaaaays!)

Fox picked me up at the airport an hour and a half ago or so and we are sitting at her apartment watching HIMYM dvd commentaries, which are hilarious. Soon we will go to sleep! And then we will wake up early and trek off to Muskrat Jamboree! And it will be hours and hours of awesome!

I feel as if the awesomeness has not fully soaked in yet. Maybe it won't until I leave on Monday!

Here is a poll on How I Met Your Mother, because I have a THEORY.

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Here is a poll! It is about fandom and infidelity and incest. WOOOOOOOT.

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The second answer to the last question should be: To me it's more weird than pairing related characters played by unrelated actors.

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It's amazing how far a three hour nap and a nice long shower can go towards making me feel slightly more a part of the human race and slightly LESS an evil uterus spawn out to murder the world.

I just opened up my partial draft of my Meredith vid for the first time since spring break, expecting to kind of be "arrgh, so much work to do!" Which, you know, partly, but I'm also really surprised by how much I like what I have so far. I think I'm going to wait to work on it some more until the season finale (only four more episodes!), but I feel really good about it at the moment.

When fox1013 gets back online, she and I are going to watch Mammoth synced up together. Because we are just that AWESOME.

Finally, slodwick made me this fabulous Teyla icon, like, WEEKS ago and I haven't used it yet. Bad pearl-o! Keywords: "teyla is saner than you."

Pop quiz, livejournal:

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf of the red roses? Seriously?