prison for jerks

( The Unicorn and the Wasp )

Hi, livejournal. All I want to do today is write pointless fluffy MCR porn, but my brain isn't cooperating. It's very sad.

My internet keeps popping in and out this afternoon, which is really annoying and keeps kicking me out of chat and stopping me from watching everything that comes up when you search "David Tennant" on youtube. Sigh! Technology gives with one hand and takes away with the other. I did get to see his introduction of the Pussycat Dolls from Live Earth, though, which. Scottish accent omg!!! He is dreamy. It's never a good sign when you're melting from hearing someone say "CO2 in the atmosphere."

(Joan pointed out in chat that it feels very strange to now have the knowledge of exactly what the Doctor would sound like saying "pussy." Hm.)

---And four or five hours later, it lets me post! Yay! David Tennant dorky interview watching was achieved, after all: I'm sure you're quite relieved.

I feel like there should be some pointless yet entertaining meme going on where we all chat a lot without anything to say, but I haven't seen anything going around. Oh well!

*ponders whether to try downloading Casanova or Blackpool*

You know, I am not usually a huge crossover person? But it is really impossible to stop thinking about all the people in the universe Martha Jones really, really, ought to get a chance to sex up. Like, cidercupcakes mentioned the other day how obviously, during ( Spoilery events in the finale ) (BECAUSE JULES IS BRILLIANT LIKE THAT.)

But also just in general! Martha needs lots and lots and lots of lovin', because she is pretty much the awesomest ever. Ray and Fraser! Callum Keith Rennie rpf! Aeryn Sun or John Crichton! (Her and Aeryn = smoking hottest thing ever. Her and John = weird amount of sense. John is a lovable schlub who gets girls way out of his league!) Hiro Nakamura! (Nathan Petrelli would be hot, too, but she totally wouldn't. Standards!) Teyla or Ronon! Barney from HIMYM! Buffy Summers! THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS.

--I think she's honestly too good for the Supernatural boys, much as I dig them. Sorry.

(Hee.)

So, uh, I actually did enjoy the Who finale. ( The Last of the Time Lords )

You know what always makes me feel better? Posting random pictures of pretty people. It makes EVERYTHING shiny!

Here are some David Tennant and Doctor Who related pictures that live in my computer:

( Lots of pictures, duh )

I'm feeling a little crazy today. I have leftover Chinese food and a pint of Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream, though, and that's nice. And my amazon package, which had an estimated arrival date of between April 18 - May 12 (which -- thanks for narrowing it down, guys?) actually came today, anyway. Yay for new books.

I am all caught up on Doctor Who now and I have thoughts, but I don't know what they are. David Tennant is very adorable. Very, very adorable. I just got distracted and spent 10 minutes looking at pictures of him and Billie Piper being really cute out of character.

Here is a picture of Paul Gross being young and hot and completely debauched, because it makes me happy: ( cut for large image )

Last night I went ahead and deleted all 98 of my user icons. Then I went back and re-uploaded just about 25 or so, just the bare minimum. Then I gave them all NEW and EXCITING keywords (so everything from the past 5 years is labeled wrong, but they're pretty now). And then, to top it off, I went and changed my journal layout to something simple and clean and pretty.

It's like the internet version of those montages in movies and TV shows, the ones where the girl is standing in front of her mirror and slowly but determinedly chops off all her hair? Yeah. Take that, hair! I'M MY OWN PERSON.

Doctor Who update: I am caught up through "Fear Her". Two more episodes left of season two, and then the Christmas special, and then I'll be up to season 3 and the rest of you. Given the rate I've been going through these, I'm guessing that will happen by Thursday. Yay?

Last night continued the pattern of my dreams being all set-up and no payoff. Honestly, if my hormones are going to continue to be all crazy and fucking with my head, you'd think I'd at least get some dream smooches out of it.

juleskicks's idea of Callum Keith Rennie as a Watcher is the most charming thing I have seen all day. Thumbs up for Jules! (Context here.)

Today I finished all the episodes of the Ninth Doctor. Which I guess means on to Ten, basically! I have heard it is less pleasing, in comparison, but hopefully David Tennant's cutest will help.

Molly Parker, Paul Gross, and Peter Outerbridge are all smoking hot, yet there is surprisingly little Men With Brooms porn in the world. Discuss!

Today Fox and I watched "Eclipse." Fox was very impressed by Dief's uncommon sensitivity and also how cute he looks in a birthday hat. I was distracted by how hot Ray Kowalski looks with his glasses hanging off his face. There was also another nice moment of "OH I GET IT NOW" with the "Do you find me attractive?" conversation.

I just took a really long nap and -- if I am remembering it accurately -- in this dream Ray Kowalski was a very successful and happy OB/GYN. My mind automatically goes to the skeezy place saying that, but I am pretty sure there was a complete lack of skeeze in the dream! I don't know, he likes babies. What do you want from me?

You guys, were you aware that Callum Keith Rennie is really, really hot? In chat just now I linked etben to the picture under the cut without proper warning, and I think I might have broke her. I do not want to be responsible for exploded etbens! oops.

( Callum is Hot )

That actually wasn't the picture I wanted to share, though, because the point I was going to make was that I still love the shot of Old Kinda Scruffy Possibly Homeless But Really Happy Callum Who Is Totally Post-COTW Ray Up in Canada, and I want to make everyone in the world write me fic based on it.

( See? )

HI. I don't care what you say, he is ADORABLE and that is RAY, and Fraser and Ray are up in Canada being HAPPY (in between bickering and obnoxiousness and prickliness, but with loooooove underneath!).

(I bet that is how Ray looked in the last picture of him and Fraser before they found out Fraser was dying of something slow and painful and horrible.)

(I'll shut up now.)