schmerica: (ellen page is my girlcrush)
You know, I actually never thought I was going to write Panic! fic. But if I was going to write Panic! fic, I really wouldn't have predicted it was going to be Brendon Urie random crossover het. And yet. Here we are!

For those of you who need a little more information, this is Ellen Page: see my introduction here. Brendon Urie: is the lead singer of Panic! at the Disco. Looks like this: one, two, three, four. Really diverse and deep musical talents, ex-Mormon, winner of bandom's Lance Bass Memorial Award For Dude Most Likely To Actually Be Into Dick in Real Life. Basically: strange and precious.

Honest and Whole
by Pearl-o

Brendon Urie/Ellen Page (Panic! at the Disco/Canadian actor RPF). 2500 words. Not at all real, and not only because it takes place sometime in the future. [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster inspired, and [livejournal.com profile] etben held my hand the entire way.

Summary: They don't use the word "dating", not ever. Ellen says she never wants to be the sort of person whose personal life is more interesting than their professional life.

Honest and Whole )
schmerica: (ckr is a hotass)
Hi, you guys! I just wrote the first 500 words of a totally self-indulgent story about my Completely Random and Totally Unlikely Het Crossover RPF OTP. It's awesome. It occurs to me that not all of you immigrated into bandom from due South and other such climes, so it's worthwhile for me to do a picspam at this juncture, so you will have some clue where we're coming from.

Short version: Ellen Page is made of win )
Tags:
schmerica: (cute and fuzzy and innocent)
Ellen Page is

a) made of win
b) turning 21 in February
c) making a movie about TEENAGE LESBIAN WEREWOLVES AND THEIR BURGEONING SEXUALITY omg
d) all of the above

Ergo

e) people should write totally gratuitous crossovers where she flirts/makes out with/does a hot person from bandom.

And I might have had something else here, but then I just finally listened to the Frank and Mikey interview and [inserts flailing, cursing, and keyboard-mashing here X INFINITY OMG YOU GUYS]. Seriously, they make me so happy it's kind of disgusting.
Tags:
schmerica: (cute and fuzzy and innocent)
So earlier today, my mother had me growing through some boes of books I had brought back with me from Eugene, and I came across a half-dozen DVDs I had forgotten I had packed away, and which I hadn't seen in six months. Along with answering my slight worries that I had somehow lost my boxset of the best show ever (Freaks and Geeks, represent!), I also came across The Reel *NSYNC.

You guuuuuuuuys. This is the stuff that made me love popslash, the way LotMS made me love MCR. Dorky dorky dork dork dorks. Considering how perfect bandom is in practically every single way, it's possible the only thing to make it more awesome would be to add ostriches into the mix.
schmerica: (mikeyway: lesbian)
I have so much fondness and love for Pete/Mikey AU fic it's almost sickening. Seriously. Their stupid little faces, I don't even know! Boooooooooooys.

Man, but using del.icio.us to find stories by just searching for "pete/mikey" or "mikey/pete" as a tag is surprisingly frustrating, though. Just because they're used as a secondary pairing so often, because while I'm sure Gerard/Patrick (or whatever) is a lovely and intriguing pairing in its own right, it's not what I'm in the mood to read, with the other guys wandering off together in the background. My life: so hard.

My unfinished story folder has two files in it right now. One of them is my abandoned DS Match fic, the first 1000 words of angsty AU where Fraser is a medieval monk -- which, the IDEA is totally awesome, but the actual story is horrifically sucky. Not interesting sucky, either, just boring and vague and ungrounded with no real action or plot. So you're not going to see that.

The other file, though, is from a Canadian actor RPF I started the day after I posted the Katie Heigl/Callum Keith Rennie story. I can't remember where I was planning to go with this at all, but I know it would have been extraordinarily pretty, and smooching and sexin' was gonna happen. So, here you go, the whole 60 words I got down on it:

This time, Callum's the last one to get to the hotel room. Sandra and Molly have both already made themselves at home -- Molly's cross-legged on the bed with a glass of orange juice, stripped down to her bra and a pair of jean shorts, while Sandra is sitting in her stocking feet in the armchair, flipping through a magazine.

Awesome pairings the random generator has been me in the last five minutes: Mikey Way/Joe Trohman; Vicky-T/Brendon Urie; Spencer Smith/Gabe Saporta; Jon Walker/Gerard Way; Ray Toro/Ryan Ross; Travis McCoy/Vicky-T; Gabe Saporta/Gabe Saporta.

(I had to edit those out so I did not just give you every pairing I got with Mikeyway. He's not even my favorite in MCR -- that's Gerard -- and I totally support his real life marriage happiness, and yet. I want to see him make out with EVERYBODY, you guys!)

And then the last one it gave me was Pete/Patrick. All together: awwwwww.

Also, the last few days have really brought in focus the main problem I have with writer's block, which is not so much the feeling of not creating something -- which, yes, can really really really suck, but which I can come to terms with after a while -- as the fact that it makes it SO MUCH HARDER to bribe people into writing stuff for you. I could say "write me a sentence or paragraph of pete/mikey and I'll give you a cookie!", but internet cookies are not a very valuable form of currency.
schmerica: (porn - wait for it - ography)
Hey, RPS people -- and I mean that all around, not just bandslash but also popslash and Canada RPF and lotrips whoever else reads this -- I have a question for you, which is this: we write about these guys and girls for ourselves, in this fannish context, and it's not the same as reality, and we *know* that and we like it that way. (Didn't someone have a really good entry about filters and audience connected to slash goggles, which touched on something like this?) When we're going "they're so doing it" and "TINHAT", it's about our boys more than the real people who actually exist and think and talk and walk on their own.

But what I want to know is: what are the things that you genuinely, outside of all fannish viewing, think are true in objective reality? The people who you really do think are not heterosexual, or the people whom you believe really are having/did have some sort of romantic or sexual relationship beyond what is reported.

(I can say, "CKR might be queer, but I wouldn't be shocked if he did just like girls." But NOBODY was surprised at all when Lance Bass came out, you know?)
Tags:
schmerica: (ckr is a hotass)
You GUYS, when I went to Internet Movie Database just now, Sandra Oh was on the front page because it's her birthday today. Considering the conversation [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 and I were having at the time, I take this as a SIGN. A really awesome sign!

(The conversation is pretty awesome, too, but I'm not posting it, because then I would never write the story we are talking about, and I really really want to. *crosses fingers*)

Anyway, yeah, birthday! You guys should write porn. I'm still the only person who's posted to [livejournal.com profile] rpf_canada yet! Don't you think some Sandra Oh fic would hit the spot?

See, she's pretty, too, in addition to being kickass )
Tags:
schmerica: (??????)
So [livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_ commented on the CKR RPF I posted yesterday, mentioning that she was totally unfamiliar with Katie Heigl and actually had to google her to know who she was. And I was like "Oh! Huh! I suppose there are quite a few of you guys who are in the same boat." SO HERE ARE SOME PICTURES, so you can properly picture exactly who Callum is making out with up against a wall, okay? Okay!

The solution, of course, is picspam. Isn't it always? )
Tags:
schmerica: (billy tallent you dirty whore)
So yesterday I was talking to [livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness about how hard writing is, and how weird fandom is, and how maybe I should just give up and write stories just for [livejournal.com profile] fox1013. Then, out of nowhere, something Jane said put this pairing in my head. Then I got off of AIM and went into crazy writing frenzy for two thousand words or so (for the first time in six months!). When I came back up for air, I had this to show for it. Fox not only inspired but also betaed: this is dedicated to her. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

How To Be Classy, and Other Sucker's Games
by Pearl-o

RPF: Katherine Heigl/Callum Keith Rennie

Notes: Katherine Heigl, T.R. Knight and Sandra Oh are all actors on Grey's Anatomy. Callum Keith Rennie was on due South and Battlestar Galactica and a million other things, and he and Sandra Oh have worked together on a bunch of Canadian films and are good friends.

Special tinhat note: You guys, it's okay, Hugh knows that making out with hot chicks is just one of Callum's weird quirks. It doesn't mean anything!

Summary: It's 2005, and Callum is old-yet-hot, Katie has a magnificent rack, and Sandra Oh knows all.

This is one of the first things Katie learned about Sandra: she always has the hook-up to the good booze. )
Tags:
schmerica: (??????)
I am writing incredibly unlikely (but pretty!) rpf with an estimated audience of, like, five people, and it is ALL [livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness's FAULT!

(And maybe a little [livejournal.com profile] fox1013's, too. Even though she wasn't there. STILL.)

P.S., lj is really dead the week before Harry Potter comes out!
Tags:
schmerica: (OH PETE WENTZ)
Pete Wentz's badly spelled and punctuated yet adorable internet forum for answering his fans' questions : Hugh Dillon's badly spelled and punctuated yet adorable forum for answering his fans' questions :: Pete/Patrick : Hugh/Callum?

(Unrelatedly, do any of you have a copy of the song "Saginaw, Michigan" you could share?)
schmerica: (ds: ray kowalski)
TANGENT ALERT.

From the comments on my last entry:

[livejournal.com profile] juleskicks: Erica, posting all these pictures of Callum bending over and from behind is NOT HELPING with my pegging kink. I'm just saying.

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "HELPING."

\o/

(Also, there is a reason why the second story I ever posted in ds was totally RayK getting pegged, dude. Also, I think you will find the fandom has a very profound fondness for Callum getting fucked by girls as well.)


[livejournal.com profile] juleskicks: ...this may well be my new favorite fandom. \o/

You all know what this means, right? RIGHT? Come on, fandom, do not prove me a liar! I NOW DECLARE THIS THE OFFICIAL POST IN WHICH TO DISCUSS HOW CKR (AND/OR CHARACTERS PLAYED BY CKR) NEED A GOOD FUCKING FROM A GIRL WITH A STRAP-ON AS OFTEN AS NECESSARY.

Here, I will even give you discussion points to start with:

+ RayK: big whiney bottom for, well, EVERYONE?
+ Give us more pictures of Callum being bendy from the back!
+ Is he just so very queer that even the most heterosexual sex must be queered as well?
+ I really think Billy Tallent would be less fucked up if he got fucked more, y/n?
+ Combining genderfuck PLUS pegging, like in [livejournal.com profile] etben and [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster's Bend Over, Buddy: does the genderswap in addition to the pegging create a situation where the queerness is exponential, or is there a point of diminishing returns?
+ Callum is hot. Discuss. Extra credit for diagrams!

I am currently thinking thoughts about Molly Parker's sex toy collection, how about you?
schmerica: (pretty: don mckellar HA)
This time last week I was in Boston surrounded by fangirls. NO I AM NOT OVER IT YET.

Earlier today I read [livejournal.com profile] ficbyzee's giant bandslash fic of awesomeness that she posted while I was away. Hold Off Your Bets Now. Seriously, you guys, bandslash is such an awesome secondary fandom, it's not even funny. So much good fic! So many excited girls! So much footage to squee over! More people falling into its clutches BY THE DAY.

Hi! I like Ray and Fraser! Do you like Ray and Fraser? Because I do. I want to read stories where they meet and get it on when they're, like, 20 (shut it, there can't be too many of those). And stories with season 2 style Fraser/Thatcher sexy ust. And kidfic! Especially with Fraser in a godfather/uncle sort of role rather than father, because MAN would he rock at that, whether it was for RayV's kids or Maggie's or even (SNIFFLE) RayK's. And as always I want RayV backstory -- he is a super protective big brother, and he has a tragic love affair, and he has all this FAMILY and RESPONSIBILITIES and ARGH and <3.

Also I want someone to write a ds au where THEY'RE IN A BAND. sHUT UP IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Also also I want someone to write me CKR/Don McKellar. I realize this has little to no chance of ever happening, because MJ has reinforced to me the fact that 95% of fangirls don't find Don McKellar at all attractive. Whatever, the other five percent of us make up for it!

We can all at least agree that CKR and Molly Parker have smoking hot sex-ass chemistry, though, right? There can never be enough of that. I WILL POST THAT PICTURE AGAIN IF I HAVE TO.

I WARNED YOU )

Hmm, aside from RPF, that also made me think about my imaginary fandom for the first time in weeks. Definitely a plus!

IN CONCLUSION, PORN. PORN PORN PORN SMUT F/K SMOOCHES OR POSSIBLY JUST PRESLASHY BANTER AND UST WHERE THEY ARE SUBTLE BUT TOTALLY IN LOVE, THE END.

*puts head down*

Hi, you guys. I'm feeling a little crazy today. How are you?

Hmmph.

13/2/07 13:16
schmerica: (clue: tim curry explains it all)
Stupid question time! So, all my music in on the other computer. It's *also* on my iPod. Am I right in thinking there's no way to get it all transferred from the iPod to the new computer, instead of having to figure out how the hell to get it all off of the old computer? And second, how do I add music from the new computer to the iPod without it deleting all the songs that aren't in this library?

Problem solved and music has been transferred! Thanks so much, guys.

Gmail is being absolute bitch to me, sadly. I'm not getting any livejournal comments, and it also seems to be holding beta responses hostage, which is incredibly frustrating.

I'm bored and listening to Fall Out Boy and reading bandslash. Whatt the hell? GODDAMMIT ZEE. :[ I have had "This Ain't a Scene, It's a Goddammn Arms Race" stuck in my head for two days.

(Back in the day, popslash was really one of my favorite not-in-the-fandom-but-joy-in-reading places, but I haven't read it in quite a while. So it's understandable that when Zee goes "Look! Cute boys! They make music! And LOVE each other! And they're big dorky BOYS!" I go "Oh, really?"

Anyway. Links to stories?)

In conclusion, SERIOUSLY GMAIL GIVE ME MY MAIL.
Tags:
schmerica: (tc: hope/curtis)
Random Interesting Stuff I Found While Poking At Google This Evening! Yay!

****

Oh, man, I remember this article!! I've been looking for that for ages.

Copied behind lj-cut for posterity )

*****

A few more photos to add to my Canadians folder. Seriously, if any of you have more photoshoot/behind-the-scenes/candid shots of any of these peopele in pairs or threesome, share?

*****

2 short article snippets about Paul Gross directing for the first time )

*****

random snippet about Peter Outerbridge )

*****

This is in the photos folder I linked to above, but this is still one of my favorite pictures ever:

CKR + Molly Parker )

*****

Finally, here is a scan of that time CKR was in a gossip rag for having an affair with a Desperate Housewife.
schmerica: (rpf: GO CANADA)
Here's a 2004 Daniel MacIvor interview about Wilby Wonderful I hadn't read before. There's a tiny bit of talking about Camp Wilby (not anything new, but I just always enjoy confirmation of it) and a nice question and answer about CKR, along with the stuff all Canadian filmmakers love to talk about, which is how much the Canadian film scene sucks.
schmerica: (pretty: molly parker)
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS.

THAT CKR INTERVIEW FROM CANADIAN BRAVO?

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD.

(REPEAT AS NECCESSARY.)

CKR = THE BEST FOREVER. ALSO, HOT AS FUCK OMIGOD. AND ADORABLE. AND. YES.

I WILL COMMENCE TO FLOAT ON THIS FANNISH GLEE FOR THE NEXT WEEK.

(CKR!)
schmerica: (pretty: molly parker)
Friends list, you all lose for not informing me Molly Parker is now a mommy. I take away mega-points!
schmerica: (pretty: don mckellar HA)
From a comment I just posted on [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl's journal:

Like, is there anyone is Canada whom CKR has not had sex with? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? We need to know all about every single time! The on-and-off thing with Hugh over the last decade! The night with Paul and Martha that made him make a rule never ever do threesomes with married couples ever again! How him and Molly get together to drink beer and have smoking hot sex every couple of years! How he and Don used fool around occasionally but decided it was getting weird! Him and Sandra Oh being BFF and sleeping together and being in each other's pockets all during camp wilby while her marriage was falling apart!

I'm just saying, there are LOTS of possibilities.


All of which is to say: go sign up for [livejournal.com profile] rps_advent and write Canada porn, woooooooo! Het, girlslash, boyslash, threesomes, orgies, it's all good.
Tags:

December 2015

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223 242526
2728293031  

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Page generated 26/9/17 18:04

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags