I did, however, battle lj fiercely earlier this evening to try and manage to comment on at least a few of the stories, so I am allowing myself to make recommendations now.
(For those of you not playing along with the game, none of the authors are attached to any of these stories, to allow for random guessing.)
( Recs behind the cut tag )
Or if you're not inclined to the wacky secretive hijinks, both
Mmm, I love my fandom.