important correspondence

Dear Story,

You are not writing yourself. What's with that, huh?

love,
Erica

P.S. Kindly stop being sucky. Thank you.

birthday!

It's already past the date, your time, but if you count over here, you still have another couple of hours, so --

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, musesfool!

I know nobody who wields such an awe-inspiring pointy stick, yo.