i bet edward ii would have kept her attention

This morning I was up early, worrying about my history of the late middle ages midterm and playing endless games of addiction solitaire and talking with estrella30.

Estrella was thinking about writing, as one does, and was poking me to help her come up with a decent opening line to work off of.

After much intense thought on the subject, I came up with "And then Fraser got the bubonic plague and died. The end."

Shockingly, Estrella did not go for this brilliant idea. She told me she'd leave that one for me to write. (Even though, you know, it's obviously already written now. Did she not see "the end"?)

Her loss, I guess. Maybe I should have gone with the Great Famine reference instead?

gar

Earlier fox1013 was sharing with me gossip about Marcia Cross from Desparate Housewives and Lauren Graham from Gilmore Girls maybe being in a romantic relationship and coming out of the closet later in the year.

So, yes, that is fun and pretty and amusing to think about, and I'm reading the link Fox sent me, and one of the comments on the lj entry she sent me to was all, "Wow, I hope that's not true about Lauren Graham, because that would mess up all my Luke/Lorelai images!"

People make my head hurt.

P.S. Is it odd that everytime I mention Lauren Graham, I automatically want to go "She was on Newsradio, you know!"?

lyrics again

Bored and going to class, and it's Friday, and other nonsense reasonds, so. Lyrics. Identify and brag to your friends.


1. With a little luck we could get away from where we are

2. I'll never prove that my motives were pure, so let's remove any question of cure, Aimee Mann, "Satellite," mosca

3. They can have their diamonds and we'll have our pearls, Jill Sobule, "I Kissed a Girl," seanarenay

4. I want to tell you about my hometown, it's a dusty old jewel in the South Puget Sound, Neko Case, "Thrice All American," darchildre

5. My heart is broke but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you, Nirvana, "Dumb," musesfool

6. My name's Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial ladykiller, Old 97's, "Barrier Reef," corinna_5

7. I met you at JC Penney, I think your name tag said Jenny, Beck, "Debra," seanarenay

8. The world is awfully big and girl this time you're all alone, Joan Jett, "Love is All Around," lunaris_ and fox1013

9. All I want to do is try and make a connection, yeah, of love, Natalie Imbruglia, "Wrong Impression," sinquepida

10. She's all I've got and I don't want to be alone, Weezer, "No Other One," ediebeedie

11. You made her think maybe I wasn't so dumb, Magnetic Fields, "Acoustic Guitar," corinna_5

12. The G's silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor, Mean Girls, "Mathlete Rap," fox1013

13. I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall, where I can see it all, find out who you call, Blondie, "One Way or Another," harriet_spy

14. Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid, Mary Poppins, "Sister Suffragettes," tzikeh

15. When you call you will call the loudest, when you fall you will fall the hardest, Sleater-Kinney, "Ironclad," lifeinwords

pooooooooooooooorn

This evening I settled down comfortably and cheerfully in front of my laptop. It is Friday! I said to myself. And I have one midterm behind me and the weekend in front of me! I have Coca-Cola and Pocky! I will stay up late and chat with people and write porn!

Except, uh. That didn't happen.

What did happen is I thought vaguely about writing, got bored, poked at all the people who all seem to be offline on Friday nights, and then decided to entertain myself by composing the most gratuitous, pointless, pornographic, shameless, obsessive poll I could manage.

I feel pretty good about this plan, frankly. I like reachable goals.

[Poll #431484]

Edited to add that the screencaps were taken from callumkeithrennie.net and pgsnapshots.com, as always.