do you have sushi band-aids?

Today I seem to fail at having any thoughts deeper than "I like Mounties."

Maybe I'll clean my room later. Maybe I'll sleep. Maybe I'll figure out why the Deadwood episodes Spes burned for me aren't working. My life is filled with exciting options.

why, lucky, why?

PEOPLE. Any of you who have not seen the "Planet of the Cats" episode of Twitch City owe it to themselves to go and download it as soon as HUMANLY POSSIBLE. Otherwise you risk being dead to me. And also spontaneous combustion.*

On a completely unrelated note, my phrase of the day? Dirty cake. Please note the icon for a perfect example. Mmm, dirty cake.

* I made that part up. But you should go watch it anyway.