please do not ask why i am up at 3 am, for there is no answer

justbreathe80 and brooklinegirl have declared yesterday/today/sometime this week to be the Day of Canadian Blowjobs. Which is all good and well! Yay for writing porn for dS and RPS and HCL and assorted other fandoms, woooot!

But, I ask you, does it not also set a dangerous precedent? For if this is blowjob day, then when is Finger-Fucking Day? And Sex With Dildos Day? Rimming Day! Masturbation Day! Really Long Drawn-out Necking Sessions on the Couch Day! Pornless Yearning and Longing UST-So-Thick-You-Could-Cut-It-With-a-Knife Day!

Honestly, someone has to think of these things. Inquiring minds want to know!

context is for wusses!

I present to you OUT OF CONTEXT AIM THEATER, featuring my darlingest Amy!

From a conversation we had just a few minutes ago:

fox1013: Oh, oh, ALSO
fox1013: Sometimes?
fox1013: Fraser's like "who's the prettiest girl in Canada?" and he twirls Ray around like a ballerina.

i feel you should all know this

TURNBULL IS ON NCIS BEING CREEPY PSYCHOLOGIST DUDE. WHAT THE HELL.

*watching NCIS 2x19*