fic: you're my teenage queen (Pete/Mikey, AU)

Thing that are awesome: MCR covering Fortunate Son, white fudge-covered pretzels, PAYDAY.

Last night lovesongwriter commented to my Pete/Jailbait post to say that I should write a Pete/Mikey AU with jailbait!Mikey. So, um, I did. Apparently I am easily suggestible?

you're my teenage queen
by Pearl-o

Pete/Mikey, R, 1200 words. Amazingly not real! Thanks to fox1013 for reading this over.

"Isn't that Gerard Way's baby brother? Isn't he, like, sixteen, dude?"

"What difference does that make?" Pete said, still staring dreamily toward the stage.

( you're my teenage queen )

i'd like to show you a million things

So okay you guys, I was listening to my iPod on the bus today again -- it's like my new hobby or something -- and I was suddenly reminded of how Sleater-Kinney's "Lions and Tigers" is the best song ever in the history of the world for kidfic soundtracks. I'm obviously associating it with baby Wentz Way, but it works with anything.

Here, tell me what you think.

Also on my mind today was thinking about those bands where there was a relationship going on in the early days, but they only really got big after it was totally over between them (No Doubt, Sleater-Kinney, etc). Which is making me kind of want a story where Pete and Patrick DID have a thing at the very beginning of Fall Out Boy (and maybe a couple songs are about Patrick, technically) but had the amicable break-up and still managed to get to the platonic best friends forever guys they are in real life, right now.

So, yeah. Gimme.

It makes me want to hiccup.

--Also, you guys, my sister has been sitting across from me for the laugh half hour just watching Cobra Starship videos online at friendsorenemies, and okay, HONESTLY, I DO NOT THINK I WILL EVER EVER EVER GET SICK OF GABE SAPORTA'S LAUGH. It's so weird! He sounds like he's wheezing! Or like a donkey! Or like a wheezing donkey!

GABE SAPORTA PLEASE NEVER CHANGE.

Edited to add: apparently I have too much shame to post for the third time in three hours, which is new for me, but. You know what song I love? Is "Baby It's Cold Outside." If you wanted to tell me about your dream duets for this song, that would be pretty damn awesome. Extra points for any bandom content.