things i want; ryan ross; gerard is awesome

Last night I stayed up late -- well, 12:30, but I have the sleeping habits of an old lady -- and before I went to bed I was poking at the internet all "FANDOM. Where is all the fisting and gangbangs* and Waycest where one of them is a girl? FAAAAAAAAAAIL."

*Panic! doesn't count

And, uh, then I woke up this morning and was all "I want more fic where Mikey and Pete are completely fluffy and hold hands and snuggle a lot!!!"

I don't even know, you guys.

Last night shoemaster and I had a conversation about Ryan Ross, Late Night Talk Show Host. It's possible this idea fills me with more glee than is really warranted. Monotone + complete lack of interest = best talk show host ever, okay. They had to cut out the monologue altogether. The writers got so frustrated at all their jokes falling flat. During the interviews, he just sort of sits there and stares at his guests. Every couple of minutes he goes "Wow, that's great. So tell us about your new project" in the most bored voice imaginable.

(shoemaster: some starlet bursts into tears the second she gets off stage because she thinks he hated her
shoemaster: and he's all "I said I liked it!")

Brendon can be his band leader. He's all cheerful! And smiley! And sidekicky! But, uh. The banter doesn't really work at all.

Of course, once in a while, the show is actually much better and more entertaining, because Ryan is suddenly smiling at everyone and being all "Oh, that's great!" and actually seeming happy. This is generally when his friend Jon Walker is in town. Of course, the show still kind of sucks when Ryan is stoned, since he has no idea what's going on and just smiles a lot, but it's less painfully awkward than the other version.

I was about to post this when quettaser posted a link to this Australian interview with Gerard on my friends list, which.

Why are you so big on pushing those boundaries of sexuality? You're a married man now.

Well, that's more of a recent thing (laughs). My wife totally backs the way I am on stage, that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per cent respect for her when I'm on stage, so there are definitely certain things I would never do. But she knows my sexuality, and I know mine, so there's no reason not to push those boundaries.

OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM/HER/THEM SO MUCH. LynZ totally digs his faggotry, you guys, but he comes back to her every day. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. ♥♥♥♥♥

I have spent the last month spamming like crazy

In other news, there is a Quebecois reality show about stupid boy roommates doing crazy competitions with each other (which I guess is a popular genre I've never heard of before?). I mention this only because the name of the Quebecois version is apparently Frank vs Girard.

In other news this is reason 79 why pre_emptive is crazy awesome.

maybe it should be "abusing my posting privileges"

Seriously, you guys, I'm starting to get creeped out by how Cobra Starship KEEPS GETTING MORE AND MORE ADORABLE.

(That video would be worth it just for Gabe's stupid laugh and inability to keep in character, but it also features awesome fake make-outs!)

slodwick had helped me to discover that of all the things in bandom that I want to really actually HAPPEN in REAL LIFE, I would kind of kill to hear Gerard Way as the Not My Job guest on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" on NPR.

pre_emptive just reminded me of this old MCR thing again, which is nifty because it's the source of some of the best random canon facts ever. Mikey and Frank both love SoniCare toothbrushes, but Mikey likes it because he's really lazy and Frank likes it because it's like getting PUNCHED IN THE FACE. Gerard thinks Annie is BADASS. BOB LOVES BRING IT ON.

Somebody just posted in wolfshirts about Bandom in Discworld, but I like the version missmollyetc came up with about Bob on the Guard and Gerard and Mikey the Black Ribboners a lot better.

The other day on the phone hobbledehoy delicately hinted to me that since I got into bandom, my lj spamming has reached new and profound heights. They were not wrong in this. I just ... I have a lot of thoughts, okay?

meme + christmas songs

Hey, you guys, want to play that meme where you ask me to explain things for you? My icons are here and my interests are here, and I love talking about either. Hit me.

Also: If I ruled the world, these are my top three bandom Christmas songs that would exist:

1) Patrick Stump doing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
2) Gabe Saporta doing the guy part of "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
3) My Chemical Romance doing "Santa Baby"

What are your guys's top wishes?