seriously, just. WHAT.

My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

40-some-odd things of craziness

blondiusmaximus and I have spent the last eighteen hours or so making incredibly offensive (yet hilarious!) bandom graphics at each other. They're seriously awful, but they made us laugh like ridiculous freaks, so I figure other people might be entertained.

Either that or you can just judge us. That's good too!

( Contains references to Waycest, Mikey Way's girlparts, Frank's cocksucking rumors, Frank/Bob, gangbangs, Pete's pedophilia, Brendon's gayness and slow child status, and MANY MANY OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS )