crazycakes

Last night I came to a conclusion. This led to me making the following Venn diagram:



I realize it doesn't much look like a Venn diagram, but that is because the two categories I am drawing are "Erica's favorite dudes in bandom" and "dudes in bandom with serious mental health issues". It turns out, strangely enough, those categories don't so much "overlap" as "are exactly the same."

Man, didn't see that one coming.

(Just so you know, I am not already up at 5. I'm still up at 5, despite going to bed at 12.30. Life? Is hard. Normal sleep schedule, I miss you. This probably means I am going to sleep all day instead of being a productive member of society and doing the eight million chores I had planned. Hm.)

The xkcd challenge is still at eight entries turned in! Which is nice, but I happen to know for a fact that I gave prompts to 65 people, which means there are 57 of you still out there. *reminds before you all get distracted by big bang!*

lj haiku entertainment

So I just spent a ridiculous amount of time playing with the LJ Haiku Generator. Most of the stuff is nonsense, of course, but the stuff that sneaks through is gold.

Like this:

but mikey likes it
because it's like the zen
sound of mikey's voice

Ahahaha. Oh Mikeyway!

And this one is an ENTIRE AU FIC PLOT -- COMPLETE WITH H/C, DUBCON AND POSSIBLY THREESOMES AND INCEST -- in 12 words:

gerard was waiting
for their masters to come with
mikey -- ray wasn't

I added the punctuation to make it easier to read, but otherwise I didn't change that at all. SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW PLEASE. *waits*

Anyway, I eventually had to stop playing with the generator, because I realized I had, in fact, gotten the Greatest Possible Haiku In All of The Universe, and once that happened there was really no point in going on. I mean, honestly. What on earth could possibly top this?

i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy