tarot cards, my ass

Today is a picspam day, I think. There are some pictures I never, ever, ever get tired of, no matter how many million times I see them get posted. I was planning to post five of these. Somehow it turned into 25. Oops?

( ILU BANDOM )

happyfic donuts for everybody

So in bexless's picspam today, she made a brief Meatloaf reference, which I then picked up on in her comments, and somehow it ended with her forcing me to watch the video to "I Would Do Anything For Love" which I had somehow managed to completely miss before now. (My Meatloaf love is strong, but it is pretty exclusively first Bat Out of Hell album.)

Anyway. Because it's me and Bex, this somehow led to a ridiculous tangent of awesome.

bexless: i'm watching the video now too and howling with laughter. you know gerard and ray sing the shit out of this at kareoke

pearl_o: ahahahahahaha.
pearl_o: ...man, is there any song that's not hilarious to imagine ray and gerard doing as a karaoke duet?

bexless: NO

( KARAOKE HIJINKS FOR TWO OTPS )

ruh-roh!

So I have this theory about Frank Iero, and that is that he lives in a world which is very, very similar to the one we live in, with the single exception that it bears a much closer resemblence to Scooby Doo.

( No, really )

Uhhhhhh, in other news, I wish time travel existed so I could go back and tell Pearl-From-Two-Hours-Ago that, no, it really is a bad idea to go grocery shopping when you are a) stressed b) PMSing horribly c) have no list made up and d) know you have no food in the house. On the upside, my Safeway has apparently started carrying six packs of Good Humor strawberry shortcake bars, aka my favorite novelty ice cream snack ever! On the other hand, minus points for being all out of Cokes in any size smaller than a 2-liter.

OH HEY FANDOM LEA SAYS PREHENSILE TAIL PORN IS THE NEW TENTACLE SEX. GET ON THAT. :DDDDD

all those french films about trains (frank/mikey)

all those french films about trains
by Pearl-o.

Frank/Mikey. PG-13. ~1000 words. Early days. For riflethrough.

The van broke down again an hour or two after the rest stop.

( all those french films about trains )