obey me, fandom!

[schmerica]

[Insert whiny TEENAGE ANGST! ANGST, I say! here. I spare you all the actually have to read it part.]

I've been asking liviapenn very very nicely to write me porn, but she keeps refusing. Between this, the head-squishing and her passive-aggressive "you don't care about Smallville anymore, anyway" stance, I am starting to feel very unloved. *sniff*

Bex was going to make me up goofy stories in chat about the selling_out characters, but AIM disapproved.

I want something new and good to read. Something (Smallville's best, of course, but any of my fandoms) witty and smutty and nice, with lots of misunderstandings and crossed wires and UST, and nice big argument/confrontation thing with both of them pushing each other's buttons because they know each other so well they can make it that harsh. Did I say smutty, too? Smut and maybe a little mush and a happy ending, but not before the woobieness has time to build.

I embrace my kinks, yo.

I am going to try to ignore all my whininess now, and focus. For today, my friends, was my last day of babysitting/cleaning/taking care of everything in the house nobody else will take responsibility for. Hurrah for the return of the Mother tonight.

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[valentinemichel.livejournal.com]

Not Clex exactly, but zaniness, crossed wires and...smut here (http://www.smallvillefanfic.com/archive/12/thepleasure.html).

It may not hit all the kinks, but maybe one or two? ;)

[meret.livejournal.com]

Little Gods by Te and Jane St. Clair
http://www.ravenswing.com/~mirrorgirl/littlegods1.htm

Iolukus series, Tikkun Olam, and the first three of their Buffy stories by Rivka T and Mustang Sally
http://www.disenchantedkingdom.com/msrtindex.htm

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*hands you shiny things*

Now. A do-it-yourself slash-woobie-happy-ending fic. You can fill in the names.


Once upon a time [1] and [2] met in a bar. It was a dark bar.

"Hey," said [1].

"Yo," said [2] casually. And then he left with his girlfriend.

[1] was very sad. He cried. Big, woeful, woobie-y tears. He wailed into his beer and asked for more.

The bartender, who knew every customer by name, said "What's wrong, [1]?"

"I'm in love with [2]!" confessed [1] tearfully. "But [2]'s in love with a girl."

"No, silly. She just broke up with her girlfriend, and she's sad. It's okay. He really loves you."

"No way, dude."

"Way. She told me so."

"You promise?"

"I swear."

Meanwhile, [2] sat in the car with his lesbian best friend. "I ruined everything with [1]," he said to her.

"You didn't have to leave with me," she said.

"I wanted to. But now he thinks I'm straight. God, what can I do to win him back?"

"Tell him how you feel, [2]." She gave him a hug. "I'm okay. I promise. Now go out and give him a nice blow job, okay? Just promise you won't think of me when you do it."

[2] laughed through his tears. "Okay."

[2] drove back to the bar and ran in to speak to [1]. But when he got there, [1] wasn't there. "Bartender, bartender!" he shouted. "I need to see [1] right now!"

"But he left to find you!" the bartender said.

"I feel woe," said [2] sadly.

"Don't feel woe!"

[2] turned around. "[1]!" he shouted happily. "What are you doing here?"

"I left my car keys," [1] admitted sheepishly. "But you're here! My life has meaning now!"

"Oh, mine has meaning too. Finally!"

[1] and [2] fell into each other's arms.

And then they went out to [1]'s car and had wild mad buttsex. Like big gay bunnies.

The end.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda scared of X-Files and comicsverse X-men, but I'll take a look at the others. Thanks.

[yay4pikas.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I <3333 you THIS much.