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schmericaUterus: Hi, there.
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pearl_o: ...What do you want?
Uterus: Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a nice time for a friendly chat, don't you think?
pearl_o: *eyes suspiciously*
Uterus: *grinning* I was just wondering if you'd noticed those extreme mood swings you've been having the last week or so. You know, the weird depressed!unmotivated!curl-up-in-bed-for-days!pearl-o, with the random outbursts of hyper bounciness.
pearl_o: As a matter of fact, yeah, I have.
Uterus: And I guess you also noticed how your normal levels of boy thoughts and sex thoughts and general hormonal wackiness seem to have escalated to those creepy incredibly fucking high levels? (No pun intended.)
pearl_o: Um.
Uterus: Uh-huh. And you haven't been able to concentrate on anything, right? As a matter of fact, you've been pretty much a *nutjob* the last week or so, haven't you?
pearl_o: Look, do you have a point?
Uterus: *giggles*
pearl_o: ...Oh, fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw.
Uterus: Dude, I'd think twice about getting on my bad side. You know your sister's and mom's Cramps From Hell? I still have those up my sleeve.
pearl_o: *silent*
Uterus: *basks in evilness*
pearl_o: I hate you.
pearl_o: ...What do you want?Uterus: Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a nice time for a friendly chat, don't you think?
pearl_o: *eyes suspiciously*Uterus: *grinning* I was just wondering if you'd noticed those extreme mood swings you've been having the last week or so. You know, the weird depressed!unmotivated!curl-up-in-bed-for-days!pearl-o, with the random outbursts of hyper bounciness.
pearl_o: As a matter of fact, yeah, I have.Uterus: And I guess you also noticed how your normal levels of boy thoughts and sex thoughts and general hormonal wackiness seem to have escalated to those creepy incredibly fucking high levels? (No pun intended.)
pearl_o: Um.Uterus: Uh-huh. And you haven't been able to concentrate on anything, right? As a matter of fact, you've been pretty much a *nutjob* the last week or so, haven't you?
pearl_o: Look, do you have a point?Uterus: *giggles*
pearl_o: ...Oh, fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw.Uterus: Dude, I'd think twice about getting on my bad side. You know your sister's and mom's Cramps From Hell? I still have those up my sleeve.
pearl_o: *silent*Uterus: *basks in evilness*
pearl_o: I hate you.