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[schmerica]

How to completely screw up your sleep schedule in a few easy steps:

Stay up till 3am. Sleep in till 4pm. Stay up till 5am. Sleep in till 4pm again.

I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I know.

In other news, OMG WRITING IS HARD. *pokes wordpad with pointy stick*

I did write more "Simon and River living as married couple on backwoods planet" comment porn in musesfool's journal yesterday. But that doesn't really help with ds_seekritsanta.

Sigh. Come plaaaaay with me in my comments! Comment porn, jokes, songs, blah blah blah, I need company while I try to work. I like outlines to imaginary stories, too. I was looking through my documents folder earlier and found the following conversation, which was me spamming BLG while she was offline, and which I had totally forgotten about:

pearl_o: also, your K/G is oddly making me want to write horrible unfaithful Ray stories.
pearl_o: like, I want some excuse for a slight AU with Ray and Fraser
pearl_o: where Ray is not undercover but is Ray, and they meet each other and start working
pearl_o: and there is subtle flirting all day, and they end up going out to eat
pearl_o: and afterwards they are walking, and Fraser takes the chance, goes with it, asks politely if this is all right, and kisses Ray
pearl_o: and Ray wide-eyed and goes "Yeah. Okay" and kisses him back
pearl_o: and they are getting more comfortable, still kissing urgently and Ray's cell phone goes off
pearl_o: and he has to extract himself to answer the phone
pearl_o: and it's this awkward one sided conversation, and Ray gets off the phone.
pearl_o: and Fraser is stuck between asking and not asking who that was
pearl_o: and finally Ray admits that it was his wife, and Fraser's face just suddenly goes completely blank
pearl_o: and he's all "Ah. I see. If you'll just--" and fixing his hat and excusing himself
pearl_o: and Ray goes after it, all "Wait, Fraser, it's not like that--"
pearl_o: And Fraser stops and looks at him, and Ray goes, "--Okay. It is like that." And he starts to stumble out something about how his marriage his falling apart and Stella doesn't even like him and he didn't mean, but Fraser just sort of apologizes and gets out of there as quickly as possible
pearl_o: .and then the next day it's just like, work.
pearl_o: and it's awkward and they don't talk about it all.
pearl_o: and then I don't know what. Since I'm not writing this, and have no idea where it'd go from there.
pearl_o: I'm totally abusing yahoo's letting me leave offline messages. I wonder if you'll get all of these.

Let's see, what else. Have I mentioned lately Fraser's scruffiness? Or BABYOMG? Or Ray? Not anything in particularly about Ray. Just, you know. The fact of his existance. Look, het kissing! Mmmm. He's so pretty. Really, he needs Fraser to fuck him.

The more I think about the aforementioned River/Simon scenario, the more disturbing wrong kink fulfilling it gets. Weird.

Final thought: Keira Knightley is so hot. So very hot. King Arthur dvd should come out, um, now. Yes.

(Screencaps from callumkeithrennie.net, as always, but I have no idea where the KK pic came from.)

ETA: Okay, so now I'm off writing in my notebook, and I put on the Fellowship of the Ring extended edition cast commentary dvd on the background -- and jesus god, I had forgotten how much listening to this makes me want Orlando Bloom to die. Or, you know, not die but SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.)

Comments

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

i am trying to write my hp drabble for tomorrow, but it is hard. my parents are watching the five people you meet in heaven upstairs, and it is very loud. it looked like crap to me.

i have to talk to my professor tomorrow. on the phone. *chews nails* i hate the phone.

one of these days i'll finally see dS and then i'll have something constructive to say. or not, but it will be easier to pretend ;)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, the phone. How I hate the phone. I think it is an elaborate torture device.

If I had more organized memories, Iw ould be able to find the post where I quoted the part of Pamela Dean's Hidden Country when the one girl was talking about phones being her greatest fear. I love that.

Did you ever get to see Last Night or Twitch City? I remember we were talking about dS a little when we met with cubbie and puck, and you mentioning loving Don McKellar.

[copracat]

Keira Knightly OMGyes. So gorgeous.

I'm looking forward to more PotC because there'll surely be finest eye candy in that. Hopefully with some strategic dressing and undressing, perhaps some salty dishevellment? Mmmm.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

it really is. i hate it so much. but this is the last thing i have to do to graduate, and so i'll make it through.

i saw last night at the film festival, actually, and so i got to meet him right before he rushed off for a plane. i've never seen twitch city, though, which is a shame because that also has molly parker, right? and i love her too.

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

Stay up till 3am. Sleep in till 4pm. Stay up till 5am. Sleep in till 4pm again

Aha. Haha. Ha. Somehow, this seems strangely familiar.

Can I say how much the Cliff Shag Marry exchange amused me?

Also: why do you torture me so with your unfinished dS fic ideas?

First it was RayK marrying Maggie or somesuch and their kid going to visit Fraser, and now this.

GAH. [gurgles and falls over]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I will keep my fingers crossed in much well-wishing for you tomorrow. *crosses*

And, yes, Molly Parker. Their characters in it form one of the canon het OTPs of my heart. *love*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sighs happily*

I don't even find her as attractive in PotC as I do in most things, but it doesn't even matter, because that's still very very hot. Mmmmmmmmmm.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I'm not sure if Cliff Shag Marry is more fun when you're making people kill their darlings or have sex with the gross people. Either one, fun, though.


First it was RayK marrying Maggie or somesuch and their kid going to visit Fraser,

No, see, that one I really am going to write someday! Really! Eventually. Um. Some day. Probably. Yes.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Fraser with a baby!!!!!

Really, he needs Fraser to fuck him.

Never a truer word has been spoken, err, written.

And you should write that story because I want to know what happens next.

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

Stop posting that baby picture! It destroys me.

[mosca.livejournal.com]

Tried to write comment porn, but it didn't work. So instead, two songs I plan to rec eventually but am completely obsessed with now and think you will like.

Christine Fellows - A Day In the Road (http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=841A20B5A9B9317AB091F8D238170A1C) (plaintive, Canadian, cello-y)

Brian Webb - Shame (http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=5CD9975F097F767F442AA062EF476B8E) (file under sad angry white boy pop folk)

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

Okay, imaginary stories. So in my cracked-out brain I have an idea for a Ray/Ray stories. RayK is with Fraser in Canada and RayV is with Stella in Florida. First Fraser dies in a snow-related incident. RayV comes to the funeral and he and RayK fuck. A year later Stella dies somehow and RayK comes to the funeral (he has been living in the cabin up in Canada with Dief) and he and RayV fuck (Do you sense a pattern here?). Then RayV and RayK ran off somewhere totally different from Canada or Chicago or Florida. Somewhere like...London. Because I know London geography and then RayK can dance angstily in the rain because it always rains there. Anyway, they grieve and they fuck and they fight and maybe despite all fall a little bit in love with each other.

*sweatdrops* I might actually write this one day and nobody will read it because it si so the bad crack.

And I sympathize with you about the secret santa. I'm drawing a total blank on what to write - will need to brainstorm a bit more tomorrow at work. *g*

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

Yes please for the love of god or my ovaries are going to explode and it will all your fault, Erica!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Dude, you don't even have any emotional connection with these characters! What happened to your heart of stone?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU LOVE IT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not, like, an original thought or anything. Many many people before me have pondered its truth.

What happens next: I vote everybody gets kidnapped by aliens. What do you think?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think you underestimate people's appetites for bad crack. Really.

The annoying thing about the seekrit santa at the moment isn't that I don't have ideas -- it's that I have it all planned out and I'm still going ARGH trying to force it out. Bah.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ooh, awesome! Thank you!

[claire.livejournal.com]

What happens next: I vote everybody gets kidnapped by aliens. What do you think?

Noooooo! There should be porn. Of the Fraser fucking Ray variety. And possibly pizza.

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

I totally think, under the right circumstances, I would be a Fraser girl.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Noooooo! There should be porn. Of the Fraser fucking Ray variety. And possibly pizza.

Oh, but it'd be so awful and soul-crushing! Like, sure, there must be some way it's possible to get Fraser to participate in infidelity like that, but -- oh, the angst and wrongess and guilt! *winces*

[tazical.livejournal.com]

I do so love me some good picspam. Especially when it's decent OMGYES picspam like that! Mmmm. Ray. Except in that hetkissing pic he really, really looks like it's a painful experience, like he's trying to remember how to do it or something. What that pic really needs is a little think bubble saying 'Close your eyes and think of Fraser'. Because he is. We all know it.

Mmmm. Ray.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh, really? I think he just looks kind of intense and into it, but okay.

But, yes. Ray. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Which is as it should be. In my head, at least. Although, admittedly, I am not a particularly objective party with this topic.

Actually, you know, it occurs to me that I don't really know your taste very well; I have no idea what in due South would appeal to you, and which things or people would make you insanely cranky.

[china_shop]

AU: Frannie owns a florist shop called Francesca's Floral Emporium. RayK starts working there as a delivery guy, and Fraser is their sphagnum moss supplier. Then, um... no, that's all I got. Sorry. *g*

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

The closest I can come to a common denominator is that I like extremists: people who are committed in one way or another to some principle or duty that just pulls them out of true with the society around them. Of course, that's not sufficient, but it helps. If the principle is some kind of duty/virtue, they need to retain humility or compassion or self-deprecation; if it's something darker or odder, it needs to be interesting or entertaining or sad.

[farwing.livejournal.com]

Fraser is their sphagnum moss supplier.

*non-stop giggles* Please, please write this. I will send you flowers. In a non-stalker way.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles helplessly* It has potential!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*nod* In that case, I can see Fraser as possibly having a lot to appeal to you, yeah.