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[schmerica]

*reads lyra_sena and nifra_idril's latest journal entries*

*whimpers*

I am now officially afraid to sign onto instant messenger in case this turns out to be grade-school-flashback. I don't want to take sides! Don't make me!

*hides with fox1013 and cookies under table and watches rift*

Comments

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

TAKE THE SANE SIDE!! TAKE IT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

I, unlike CERTAIN PEOPLE, will not force you to take sides.

And why? Because I know that eventually you will see the light. You'll come to know what I know; no matter how earnest SOME PEOPLE seem, they are USING YOU JUST THE SAME.

*coughs*

Uhm. Can I have a cookie?

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

Err, I'm the manipulator?

Mmmmhmmm. Riiiight.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*wails*

We're never rifting, okay? Not EVER.

*eyes nif and lyra worriedly*

*clings to you*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...Also, I think this makes us officially the cutest OTP. There were (TOTALLY UNFOUNDED) claims that they were competition, but now they have been eliminated.

We're definitely the cutest now.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

*gasps and sputters and flails*

Buh-- nunn-- gahrhhh --- plisfds suisdef

CUTE! FLUFFY!! RIGHT HERE!! *waves arms manically* WE ARE STILL CUTE DESPITE THE RIFT. WE HAVE THE CUTEST RIFT EVER. YOU JUST WISH YOU AND ERICA COULD HAVE A RIFT AS CUTE AS OURS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I realize you're going through a hard time right now, so I will excuse the complete CRAZINESS of that statement.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure we could rift if we tried, honey.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*eyes you* How about ... I give you a cookie in exchange for she-fraser fic?

*blinks innocently*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would, honey. I would. Just as soon as I figure out which side that is.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I don't understand your caps lock, as I am too busy over here, in the corner, with Erica, being the cuter OTP.

Being cuter than both of you, with your "cute" "rift".

Not to be mean, of course. We just can't help it.