excess lung capacity

[schmerica]

pearl_o: the new choice unfortunate euphemism for penis?
pearl_o: didgeridoo.

brooklinegirl: no.

pearl_o: Because, uh, I was reading the ohnotheydidnt community on lj?
pearl_o: and I read this?
pearl_o: University friends of Pete Doherty say he "was a bit
of a loner, stayed in his room, smoked a lot of pot,
and was very keen on his room-mate's didgeridoo".

brooklinegirl: You're mking me SOB.

pearl_o: And I, uh. Automatically went to the cocksucking place.
pearl_o: I bet Fraser can do circular breathing for HOURS.

brooklinegirl: you do that a lot.

pearl_o: OH MY GOD LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

brooklinegirl: I'm NORMAL again.
brooklinegirl: or.
brooklinegirl: well.

pearl_o: Normal for you!

brooklinegirl: more normal.

pearl_o: Your high ground is, like, a mile under sea level.
pearl_o: Your high ground is the MARIANA TRENCH.

brooklinegirl: Um.
brooklinegirl: I have no leg to stand on.
brooklinegirl: it's sadly true.

pearl_o: You are an INSANE UNDERWATER AMPUTEE.
pearl_o: *cracking up just a little*

brooklinegirl: *dying*
brooklinegirl: *loves*

pearl_o: so, yes.
pearl_o: circular breathing sounds dirty.
pearl_o: and fraser can probably do it for hours.

brooklinegirl: it really does. like, a lot.
brooklinegirl: he could.
brooklinegirl: he'd be v. good at it.

pearl_o: I can't really think of anything dirty to, you know, do with it, though.
pearl_o: but still. sounding dirty is almost as important.

brooklinegirl: *nodsnodsnods*

pearl_o: *giggles*

brooklinegirl: and oh lord, I have to go to bed. I'm still recovering from yesterday.

pearl_o: Didgeridoo.
pearl_o: You will go to bed and think about Fraser and Ray's didgidoo.
pearl_o: ADMIT IT.
pearl_o: Fraser is VERY KEEN on his partner's didgeridoo.

brooklinegirl: I will freely admit that.
brooklinegirl: but my testimony really wont help you with other people, you know.

pearl_o: *giggling helplessly*
brooklinegirl: okay. bed.
brooklinegirl: necessary.

pearl_o: *grins*

brooklinegirl: didgeridoo

pearl_o: Good night, darling.
pearl_o: DIDGERIDOO.