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[schmerica]

I realize I am the hardcore Queen of the LJ Spam today, but whatever, this is my last post of the day, I promise. But I have a question of the utmost importance to pose to all you people, and I ask this with all due seriousness:

What does a girl have to do to get some damn Duck/Dan making out to read?

Seriously, what? Human sacrifices? Heathen rituals? Batting my eyelashes and looking cute? I AM WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES.