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schmericaOr there's always RayK dealing with being a woman, which of course brings up the whole "vast pissiness" factor; I sort of like the idea of the end of his first day, when he gets back to his apartment and head straight to his bedroom to strip belligerently out of these awful confusing uncomfortable goddamn clothes, bitching to Fraser all the while, while Fraser just stands there, until Ray's down to his bra and pants and Fraser steps forward to stand behind Ray, and wraps one arm around his waist and bring his other warm strong hand up to the cotton covering the curve of Ray's breast, and Ray sucks in a startled breath and goes completely still for a second.
And Fraser's licking his ear, which feels just the same as it did when he was guy, and he's playing with Ray's nipples, which feels nothing like it did when he was a guy, and Ray is turned on and freaked the fuck out at the same time, and he says, in a vaguely outraged voice, "Fraser. You are not having sex with me while I got girl parts."
And Fraser says, "All right, Ray," but his hand is still on Ray's tit, and his other hand is moving down to slip into Ray's jeans, which are practically falling off his hips anyway, and Ray says, "You are one sick cookie," and Fraser just says, "Mmm-hmm" and nuzzles at Ray's neck and gropes him.
"Sick," Ray repeats, but not quite as forcefully, because Fraser's got really nice hands, he always has.
Fraser says against his throat, "Ray, have you ever heard of the myth of Tiresias?"
"Fraser, I'm serious--" Ray says, but his voice wouldn't intimidate a kitten at this point.
"He was a soothsayer in ancient Greece. When he came upon two snakes copulating in the woods, he struck them with his staff, and turned into a woman. Seven years later, he came across them again and turned back into a man." And Fraser moves his mouth to Ray's ear, practically whispering; Ray's trying not to shiver at the feeling of each of his breaths. "When Zeus and Hera asked him to tell who received the most pleasure from sex, he answered that the pleasure was ten times more for women."
And Ray says, real weakly, "Ten times?"
And Fraser licks him again and says, "So the story goes."
And Ray says, "...Shit," and kicks off his jeans and turns around to kiss Fraser.
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19/4/05 17:42 (UTC)(no subject)
19/4/05 17:50 (UTC)If we only get little bits of hotness like this, I'll be ready to declare this genderfuck revolution a success.
Anyway, yes. Hello, nurse!
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19/4/05 17:51 (UTC)um. yes. more please.
[mops up keyboard, looks shiftly around at coworkers]
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19/4/05 17:55 (UTC)(and in case you were wondering my birthday and my LJversary and my wedding anniversary all fall around the end of June/beginning of July. Just, you know, in case you wanted to write me porn. *halos*)
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19/4/05 22:48 (UTC)HA. Dude, that's one of the best things about writing Fraser; any random-ass piece of knowledge you have, 90% of the time it makes sense to have Fraser know it, too. Yay convenience.
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19/4/05 22:49 (UTC)*giggles* We're all mad here, right?
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20/4/05 00:00 (UTC)until Ray's down to his bra and pants and Fraser steps forward to stand behind Ray, and wraps one arm around his waist and bring his other warm strong hand up to the cotton covering the curve of Ray's breast, and Ray sucks in a startled breath and goes completely still for a second.
distracted me all fucking morning. And this:
And Fraser says, "All right, Ray," but his hand is still on Ray's tit, and his other hand is moving down to slip into Ray's jeans, which are practically falling off his hips anyway,
has *destroyed* any possibility of me being productive at any time in the near future. This, too:
And Ray says, real weakly, "Ten times?"
And Fraser licks him again and says, "So the story goes."
And Ray says, "...Shit," and kicks off his jeans and turns around to kiss Fraser.
helps not at all. My god. I love your genderfuck brain. Liek whoa.
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20/4/05 00:44 (UTC)Except for the part where I am not crazy.
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