because whenever an actor plays two different characters, they are sekritly the same

[schmerica]

fox1013: You could write fic too, y'know

pearl_o: who, me?

fox1013: Yuh huh!

pearl_o: that is crazy talk.

fox1013: You could cross over Josie and Rent!

pearl_o: unfortunately i have lost my typing fingers ina tragic accident.

fox1013: You typed that very quickly with the nubs where your typing fingers used to be!

pearl_o: ...dammit.
pearl_o: i need to think through my lies better!