12 questions meme

[schmerica]

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Benton Fraser
2. Duck MacDonald
3. Rodney McKay
4. Inara Serra
5. Kaylee Frye
6. Dan Rydell
7. Ray Kowalski
8. Frannie Vecchio
9. Dawn Summers
10. Dana Whitaker
11. Mal Reynolds
12. Dan Jarvis

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

...I do NOW. Hi, HOT!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I think Inara is ridiculously hot. Plus she wears really awesome clothes.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I ... don't know. I'm pretty sure not anything good? Um. God, I love them both so very much but Frannie would eat Dan alive. The ANGST.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Yes! I can! Actually, I could probably rec a bunch, but I think I'll just go with annakovsky's Umad Learns Sumerian, because it's really good.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh lord, no. I don't think Dan can survive around something who isn't constantly verbally sparring with him.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Awwww. Five/Nine, definitely, because Kaylee and Dawn would be so cute I would DIE.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Um, he'd probably be really embarrassed and walk right back out? (Also, HA. This meme respects my OTPs!)

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Hmmm. Rodney is back on Earth, goes to New York, they meet at a party or bar or something, Rodney is like "mmm, dumb blonde" and Dana is like "wow, biggest asshole ever, yet strangely intriguing!" and then the combined force of the two of them in a room talking faster than each other makes the world explode.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Omigod, I am totally sure there IS, but I have no interest in reading it. Ew. I would love to read that pairing, but only if it's totally fucked up.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

"How to Survive Breaking Up With Your Perfect Canadian Boyfriend"

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Dude, that barely NEEDS a plot device! Well, you'd have to get Fraser to outer space 500 years in the future. But say, AU version Fraser, Companion deflowerings make perfect sense.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Ahahahahahahaha. Um, yes.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I'm pretty sure, yes. Although I have only read jennyo's hilarious McKay/Cadman, I think.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes yes yes.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I'm thinking "no", but lalejandra might take it as a challenge. Hee.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I can't see Dana screaming so much as babbling.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Hee, I've POSTED about this before! It would totally be "Not Pretty Enough" by Kasey Chambers.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Um, besides "threesome" and "slash"? I can't really think of any. Besides, you know, EXTREME improbability.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

HUh. I dunno, he might just offer to buy her some coffee to calm her down when she's freaking out.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Huh! You know, I actually can't remember -- it must have been at least a couple of weeks.

Comments

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

One? This is the best meme EVER. Two --

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Um, he'd probably be really embarrassed and walk right back out? (Also, HA. This meme respects my OTPs!)


Wouldn't he also be like, "Uh. You look like me. That is creepy. I'm just, uh, going to leave now and ponder my sexuality." Just -- I would say that someone ought to write a humor fic about that, but I can't do it myself, so I'm not going to.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I think it depends! I was assuming this would happen later in a story where Ray had already met them both, you know? Rather than coming across them for the very first time while they were having sex.

Also, it's possible he actually wouldn't get a good look at Duck's face, I suppose.

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Well, it could be like a random surreal giant moansion-type place where fictional characters live and randomly talk to eachother, thus providing the most unlikely crossovers EVER without anybody needing to explain anything. And then it would just be a matter of forgetting to lock the door.

I dunno. It's possible that he would, and it's possible he wouldn't. All depends on the way they set up the room.

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Dude, that barely NEEDS a plot device! Well, you'd have to get Fraser to outer space 500 years in the future. But say, AU version Fraser, Companion deflowerings make perfect sense.

Oh... I want that.

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