i call this entry: STUFF

[schmerica]

Stories that I think would be way interesting but which I am too lazy to write:

Section A (Close to Canon, Except Not)

a. Bob dies during his vengeance quest obsession thing after Caroline's death

b. Benton dies either instead of or in addition to Caroline at Muldoon's hands

c. Victoria tries to escape when Benton refuses to let her go free, and he ends up having to kill her

d. Benton is paralyzed for life from Ray Vecchio's bullet

e. Ray and Stella Kowalski had a kid early in their marriage, but then it died tragically as an infant, and their marriage broke off even sooner than it did in canon

Section B (Random Crap That Makes Me Go Why the Hell Not)

e. Some sort of AU where Fraser is, like, involved with codes during WWII. Because it would be COOL. (I don't know what RayK would be doing in this scenario, though I assume if his eyes are good enough for the police force, they would be good enough for him not to be 4-F.)

f. a due South/Grey's anatomy crossover! With Ray flirting with Izzie because she is cute and blonde and gorgeous and nice, and Fraser being a horrible, horrible patient. I actually told stumbledhere last week about how I wanted to see this, and apparently she went ahead and wrote like a page and never told me. Heh.

Uh, you might notice that some of these I have mentioned before. This is because I am boring!

Comments

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Wow. There are a lot of sad, SAD Frasers and Rays, up there. I'd beg you to write the WWII one, only I worry about their chances. So many horrible and tragic ways you could kill them off! *g*

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

WWII Code Breaker Fraser! He's brought in with a group of Inuit, who are used as code talkers.

RayK is the American GI who is assigned to liase with them, and keep an eye for approaching germans. His ex wife, Stella can be a nurse with the unit? Who's currently dating the general or something?

You could have fun with this.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. Um, you know what the worst part is? Is that I didn't even notice that those were *all* horrible depressing ideas until you mentioned it!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

i didn't tell you b/c it was bad and stupid and written only to make SK giggle! why would you care? ARGH YOU ARE FIRED.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Whatever! I am NOT fired.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

whatever. you are SO FIRED. you have no idea how fired you are.

you know what i am writing tonight? DS porn for stop_drop_porn. i am not quite sure exactly what to write about. you should email me that conversation we had one night while i was drunk about the porn you wanted me to write with the name calling and stuff.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

No, they're good ideas! But SAD is definitely a theme, there, I think. What with all the paralysing and the dead babies and everything. *g*

[aerye.livejournal.com]

I would just like to point out that Fraser would be very, very, VERY unhappy in, ohhh, a, b, c, and d.

Unhappy. Very.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um, I totally would if I still had it! Google talk doesn't save the stuff. Al I remember is it started with me saying "This would be Fraser's secret kink, except, you know. Moot point!" and you were all "IT COULD BE BECAUSE I AM DRUNK AND POWERFUL." and then there was Ray being pissy and arguments.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um, he wouldn't be unhappy in B because he would be dead! Duh.

Hee. But this is fun Fraser angst, not like unhappy Fraser in Ray/Ray!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yes, apparently canon is the HAPPY version of, like, every possible event.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, yes. If not for the really lazy bit!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Also, I think Section C: Random Porn!, while possibly invisible in the entry above, probably includes a Kowalski pov piece where he's holding Fraser down so Vecchio can fuck him until he's crying, big shaking sobs, and Kowalski is running his hands up and down Fraser's face, hair, arms, chest, saying "Shhhh" and "we got you" and Fraser's name, over and over and over.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

This made me go away and read china_shop's Soft Arithmetic (http://www.stonesoup.co.nz/chinashop/fic/soft.html), which is a very good thing indeed. So, thank you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh! I am glad to be of service. That *is* a really good story, even if it's somewhat more on the Ray/Ray side than I like my K/F/V.