WHATEVER, is what I say. See? I did it again.

[schmerica]

Wow, the last two hundred pages of The Game of Kings are approximately eight bazillion times less boring than the first 350. Good to know! I have to say, though, any time something is set up with the structure "Here is our main character, who is the biggest bastard in the history of bastardy! Look what a humungous asshole he is! LOOK! ...Wait, here in the last fifty pages/twenty minutes we explain how that was all a fakeout and he is really a good guy."? I AM GOING TO THINK THAT IS MASSIVELY LAME AND WEAK.

WHATEVER, history of storytelling! I reject your tropes!

Tonight I am going to write my ds_seekritsanta. No, FOR REALS. I have an idea and everything! It is like crazy town here.