one informative, one adorable, two creepy = EXCELLENT RATIO

[schmerica]

Today I am reading lots of weird shit on the internet. Today's theme is: The World is Pretty Fucking weird, Isn't It? I Mean Seriously, What the Fuck?

First there was this article, which is partly weird-making and partly cute and partly just interesting. But then that led to fox1013 saying that when we live together we can have a dwarf hippo of our own to live in the bathtub, and then I had to go look up the cutest baby hippo thing EVER, because OMG THE CUTE.

And, uh. Well, then, I went and looked up eighty million articles on "monster mice" after they were referenced in that other article. PLEASE EVERYONE CLICK ON THIS LINK JUST TO SHARE THE PAIN WITH ME THANK YOU THAT IS ALL. Like a TABBY CAT carnaging a HIPPO. !!!!!!

And finally, there was this link off of Neil Gaiman's blog, which I am 75% will be giving me nightmares for YEARS TO COME. Yes.

Comments

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

OMFG THE MICE!! *shrieks*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MONSTER MICE THAT ATTACK METER TALL BIRDS! MEAT IPODS! What the fuck is going ON with the world, man?

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

TINY BABY HIPPO AND ITS ALIEN FRIEND YAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

We will be like a sitcom! A REALLY AWESOME SITCOM!