my brain is a puppet theater

[schmerica]

Inside my head, right in the center, there sit two finger puppets. There is a Ray Kowalski finger-puppet, and a Benton Fraser finger-puppet. At any given time, they are having a vague dialogue I cannot quite hear.

RAY FINGER PUPPET: *bitch bitch bitch*

FRASER FINGER PUPPET: Well, actually, Ray-- *pedantic and/or random*

RAY FINGER PUPPET: ...*grumble*

FRASER FINGER PUPPET: Hmmm. *looks out window*

BOTH FINGER PUPPETS: *silent*

BOTH FINGER PUPPETS: *hot*

ERICA'S BRAIN: *smooshes them together* Kiss now! Yay!

BOTH FINGER PUPPETS: *smooches for everyone!*

And thus concludes our tale for this evening.