also, i kind of hate jennifer aniston? and i have NO IDEA why

[schmerica]

The best thing I read all day is a tie between two different stories at Defamer. How can I be expected to decide between "And if it's a boy, we're still naming it Jen, bitch!" and American Idol-style Canadian politics reality TV.

Runner up prize goes to this entry at Go Fug Yourself. Oh, Katie Holmes, your story is so sad and tragic, yet making fun of you does not get ANY LESS HILARIOUS. What's that about?