*judging*

[schmerica]

fox1013 and I just spent like a half hour playing a game we like to call HOT CELEBRITY CAGE MATCH!!!*

The point of this game is very simple: we make lists of celebrity couples, current or former, and then we judge them. In every couple, one person is the Hot One Who Is Slumming, and one person is the Less Hot One Dating Up.

(Please note we're judging just on attractiveness, and ignoring fame and wealth here.)

Some of the couples we have judged so far. Hot One Winners are in bold!

Angelina Jolie vs Brad Pitt: Angelina Jolie.
Ellen DeGeneres vs Portia de Rossi: Portia de Rossi.
Ryan Gosling vs Rachel McAdams: Rachel McAdams.
Cameron Diaz vs Justin Timberlake: Justin Timberlake.
Ryan Phillipe vs Reese Witherspoon: Reese Witherspoon.
Drew Barrymore vs that guy from the Strokes: Drew Barrymore
Kermit vs Miss Piggy: Kermit.
Kirsten Dunst vs Jake Gyllenhaal (memorial): Jake Gyllenhaal.
Heath Ledger vs Michelle Williams: Heath Ledger [although Fox and I both like Michelle better.]
Tom Cruise vs Katie Holmes: Katie Holmes [because Tom Cruise automatically loses]
Calista Flockhart vs Harrison Ford: Harrison Ford [because at least he used be attractive]
Ben Affleck vs Jennifer Garner: Jennifer Garner
Zach Braff vs Mandy Moore: Zach Braff [I like Mandy Moore, but Fox is kind of creeped out by her]
Felicity Huffman vs William H. Macy: Felicity Huffman [though Bill Macy's personality is awesome enough that this is much closer than one would think from just physical observation]

Please feel free to comment and continue the game with more couples and your own opinions. Celebrities are made to entertain us, people!

*Note: No celebrities were harmed in the making of this cage match. Except for that one. we hate him. We kicked him in the fucking face.

Comments

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

i'm no good at this game, dude.

Paul Bettany vs. Jennifer Connelly: omg it's totally a tie.

see?

filliam h. muffman

[notemily.livejournal.com]

Ellen is dating Portia? omg. that's hott. ellen wins at life.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I would go with Paul Bettany here: Jennifer Connelly leaves me cold, even with the points for costarring with David Bowie.

Re: filliam h. muffman

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for over a year now!

[herowlness.livejournal.com]

Nudged in this direction by fox1013's LJ ...

Rachel McAdams vs. Ryan Gosling: a total tie (because they're both gorgeous and most of her fame and stuff came *after* they hooked up)

Lindsay Korman-Hartley vs. Justin Hartley (Theresa LoFitz and Fox Crane on Passions): Lindsay Korman-Hartley (no matter how much it pains me to say that because she and her character drove me CRAZY .... and he's sorta hot, IMHO)

=doesn't follow celebs enough to know anything else=

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

Dean McDermott vs. Tori Spelling: Hmmmmm...

[cranberryink.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. Have you considered an internship with "People" magazine?

Though I must disagree with the Felicity Huffman vote! I've seen some of her stuff and she's mostly whiny and annoying. Macy, however, never fails to be AWESOME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww, I love Felicity Huffman! On the other hand, you know, Joe Flanigan does nothing for me, so I guess we're even.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

As my roommate just showed me, Paul Bettany quotes Blackadder in talkshow interviews. He therefore wins at everything.

[cran.livejournal.com]

Lindsay Lohan vs. Aaron Carter (memorial): Lindsay Lohan, because damn, no matter how bad she gets, he is WORSE. Same goes for Lindsay vs. Wilmer Valderrama (I shudder at the mere THOUGHT).

[dossier.livejournal.com]

Dean McDermoot WINS!

[dossier.livejournal.com]

lol very amusing! I have no couples to offer because I don't pay enough attention to know who's dating who.

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you crazy? Piggy totally wins.

Idina Menzel vs Taye Diggs: Taye Diggs.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I am sorry to tell you that you are on crack.

Seriously. Miss Piggy is hot, no one's denying that, but Kermit is KERMIT. Whole new category of amazing and awesome and attractive. Like, seriously, I do not think Kermit is even CAPABLE of dating up.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am sorry to tell you that you are on crack.

You know what I love about you? Your DIPLOMACY. *adores*

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Oooh, fun! Let's see:

Dennis Quaid vs. Meg Ryan (memorial): Dennis Quaid
Ben Affleck vs. Carrie Fisher (outdated rumor): Carrie Fisher
George Clooney vs. Teri Hatcher (rumor): OMG, Clooney
Kurt Russell vs. Goldie Hawn: Kurt Russell
Burt vs. Ernie: Ernie