fox made me put in the first question.

[schmerica]

The weird thing is, the subject of my DOOM-paper is actually seriously fascinating. It kind of makes me curse my time management skills, because I could have done so much more with this. I am sorry I am failing you, medieval pilgrimage!

Here is a poll. I like polls. You like me, and want me to be happy!

Uh, feel free to fill out only the fandoms you know. Or to fill out the fandoms you care nothing about. Whatever!

[Poll #695498]

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I did not MAKE YOU do anything.

I MERELY SUGGESTED IT.

And YOU TOOK OFF FROM THERE.


P.S. At least ficbyzee is honest with us all!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

EXCUSES! ALWAYS EXCUSES!

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Where is the option for none of the above?

[viggorlijah.livejournal.com]

Addison for THAT SPOILER is sort of a two/three/all for one freebie though, because let's face it, Addison would turn anyone THAT SPOILER.

Mmmm, Addison.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY FOX.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

YOUR FACE IS HONEST ZEE!

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Your mom, Fox. Your mom.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOM'S FACE.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Your mom's SOMETHIN' ELSE!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I'll something else YOUR mom!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

What, for ALL of the questions? I think that is called "not voting."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. I would NEVER throw away her juju.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am especially fond of the icons being used here! Very well played, girls.

P.S, YOUR FACE is YOUR MOM.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, Erica, FAKE WANK THEATRE IS NOT YET FINISHED.

Please hold your applause til the end.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

I already something else'd your mom. TWICE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*does not say anything about holding YOUR APPLAUSE*

*goes back to work*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Hey, YOU KNOW MY MOM'S DEAD!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Aw. If you did not say something about that, darling, I would be most disappointed.

*stages the wankpocalypse JUST FOR YOU*

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Maybe she's a *zombie.* Did you think about THAT? DID YOU?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your mom's face is ROTTING OFF.

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what spoiler you were talking about as I do not follow Grey's. That's probably why there's only one vote for George. Apparently it was something bad. Oops. Also I only watch Grey's for Denny because JDM is the awesomest.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA POINT TO ERICA.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...No.

No I didn't.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

*winz0rs*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

That's great, zee. MAKE ME CRY.

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, DEVIL WOMAN.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

*comes swooping (butting) in to comfort the Foxlet*

WAY TO GO GUYS.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

*beams about you*

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BABY.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

....except, you know. I'm beaming at you, not about you, and hi, I can't type.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*sniffles*

I know. That's why you hit me. It's just a sign that you care so much.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*curls up with spes, my KNIGHT IN SHINING LJ*

[speshope.livejournal.com]

*protects from the MEAN GIRLS*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...Not Rachel McAdams, though, right? Cause she's pretty.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Well, no.

I love you like McAdams loves Gosling.

*uses the joke that is so like two months ago.*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...You think your relationship with your mom would be worse if she was a zombie?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...*brings you more badfic?*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

We'll let through hot field hockey McAdams! You can have horseplay.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee, no, it is not at ALL a bad thing! It is a good thing!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

ALSO.

Hi here is commentficspam for you!


Izzie Stevens was never going to be that girl. She swore to herself, like, eighteen times in the first week, that she was not going to be that girl anymore. She was not going to get attached. She was going to be cheerful and pleasant and people would like her but she would not get attached because that was how you got hurt. She was definitely, definitely, not going to fall in love with anyone at work.

Which, of course, fell apart, like, three seconds into getting there.

Everyone wore their hearts on their sleeves (well, except Cristina, maybe, and that was why she was with Burke; the cardiologist knew how to get to hidden things like that) and everyone immediately made the professional the way-way-way-way personal (hi, Meredith!) and there was nothing Izzie could do but join in.

Which didn't explain her totally inexplicable crush on George, in any way, but at least it framed it in a way she could understand.

Sleeping with Alex was, you know, sleeping with Alex. It was like falling off a log and having a ton of orgasms before you hit the ground. But after hitting rock bottom- or, well, the ground at least- you have to start looking at things. And Alex was, no, and Denny was dead, and George...

God, she was not going to do this! She was not going to fall in love with her former roommate!

But there was that night she sat there crying, for, like, hours, and he just put his arm around her and kind of rubbed her back in little concentric circles and didn't ask her to say anything but periodically said that she deserved better.

And there was the way he stood on the picket line, the type of thing Izzie wished she could do but never really did but George totally went through with it, George who supposedly had no backbone but was the strongest of all of them if you looked at it.

And the way that sometimes, he looked kind of sheepish and kind of amused in a way that just made her want to kiss him.

And then one day a teacher came in. A teacher, who lived right near Izzie, who could barely afford the trip to the hospital, never mind the care. Izzie'd cried in a bathroom, and Meredith had encouraged her to get the surgery anyway, but George was the one who went in and made sure that compromises were made, that the hospital footed some of the bill and a grant took some and he, George, he put in like two hundred dollars he didn't even have, and when she left the hospital he looked as happy as he had when he flew solo for the first time.

Izzie kissed him that night. A movie-star kiss. The kind that swept you off your feet and made you swoon.

And he seemed confused, at first, and it seemed like a massively bad idea.

Then she felt his hand on her back, rubbing in concentric circles. And then reaching for her bra.

Izzie helped.

So, okay, maybe she was totally that girl. Again.

It was totally worth it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH IZZIE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. <3<3<3.

(My favorite after Fox, of course. Yis.)

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

NAWWWWWWW IZZIE.

This was so... Izzie!!11

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

OH IZZIE

(OH GEORGE)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PS, though you should totally still tell me something AWESOME and just leave the rest of the questions blank!

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Hi, um, this is ridiculous, but I was going back through your polls (why? Because I thought to myself, "Hmmm. How big IS Fraser's cock, anyway?" And then I couldn't stop thinking about it), and I found this one, and it's really OLD so probably not even a spoiler anymore, but.

What was THAT GREY'S SPOILER?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, that was when they faked us out into thinking someone was bi and their same-sex ex was going to be a patient.

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

oh, LAME! *frowny face* Now I'm all sad because that didn't happen!

In conclusion, it TOTALLY should have been Addison. With the girlkissing and the. yes. *is shallow*