I want to use a quote here, but it would ruin good bits.

[schmerica]

Clerks II = joy.

1. "They're not gay. They're hobbits."

2. Pussy troll.

3. Jackson Five dancealong!

3a. Rosario Dawson's breasts during her Jackson Five dancing.

4. It was overthetop and filthy and irresponsible and totally sappy and basically awesome.

Comments

[epj.livejournal.com]

I just got home from seeing it. I loved it so much!!

"It's okay. I'm taking it back."

[prettybird.livejournal.com]

Just got back from seeing it too. Pretty much exactly what I was hoping for. :)

even anne frank can see the awesome

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm so glad I wasn't alone in my GRATUITOUS STARING at Rosario's boobies.

It was like a gift.

[iphignia939.livejournal.com]

1. But what about the tuck?

2. Yes, but what about Listerfiend, Pillow Pants' little friend?

3. I am now sad no impromptu dance sequences ever crop up in my life.

3a. I am also sad I do not have Rosario Dawson teaching me to dance in a tank top on the roof of a fast food restaurant in New Jersey.

4. "I miss my donkey."

[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

Interspecies erotica.

Also? My iPod randomly played "ABC" on the way home. I got to imagine Rosario and her breasts all over again.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It was awesome.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly!

Re: even anne frank can see the awesome

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, YES. Like, that scene would have been awesome anyway? but that just made even better!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

1. But what about the tuck?

It defies words, dude.

2. Yes, but what about Listerfiend, Pillow Pants' little friend?

Ahahaha. Yes, but mouth troll is automatically less scary than PUSSY TROLL.

3a. I am also sad I do not have Rosario Dawson teaching me to dance in a tank top on the roof of a fast food restaurant in New Jersey.

Seriously, dude.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your iPod loves you!