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overheardnyc:
Man on cell: Natalie? Nat, if you're there, pick up! Oh my God, I just hooked up with a guy whose house smelled like cat pee, and he wanted me to spit in his face! Where the fuck are you?
I mention this because, dude. CAT PISS AND SPIT IN THE FACE. These hygiene skills seem suspiciously familiar -- right,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
estrella30? Of course, it's NYC and not Canada, so it doesn't completely fit fanonical perfection, but I am pleased nonetheless.
overheardnyc:Man on cell: Natalie? Nat, if you're there, pick up! Oh my God, I just hooked up with a guy whose house smelled like cat pee, and he wanted me to spit in his face! Where the fuck are you?
I mention this because, dude. CAT PISS AND SPIT IN THE FACE. These hygiene skills seem suspiciously familiar -- right,
estrella30? Of course, it's NYC and not Canada, so it doesn't completely fit fanonical perfection, but I am pleased nonetheless.
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