please do not ask why i am up at 3 am, for there is no answer

[schmerica]

justbreathe80 and brooklinegirl have declared yesterday/today/sometime this week to be the Day of Canadian Blowjobs. Which is all good and well! Yay for writing porn for dS and RPS and HCL and assorted other fandoms, woooot!

But, I ask you, does it not also set a dangerous precedent? For if this is blowjob day, then when is Finger-Fucking Day? And Sex With Dildos Day? Rimming Day! Masturbation Day! Really Long Drawn-out Necking Sessions on the Couch Day! Pornless Yearning and Longing UST-So-Thick-You-Could-Cut-It-With-a-Knife Day!

Honestly, someone has to think of these things. Inquiring minds want to know!

Comments

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

Doesn't masturbation already have it's own month? Why for does it need a whole day as well. I mean I can only think of Fraser jerking off so many times before my brain explodes. You are not helping.

Also Sex with Dildos Day should be June 13th. For no other reason than I randomly picked a day.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

Pearl, Pearl, you are not CONCENTRATING. One thing at a time here, and for today, it is blowjobs! We can give finger-fucking its due in the future! And man, Really Long Drawn-out Necking Sessions on the Couch Day TOTALLY needs to be an official holiday.

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

That, my friend, sounds FANTASTIC. I am all for ALL of those things. Make it happen!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

In what universe is any of this a bad thing?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This is a very good point! I withdraw that entry.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I just can't help seeing the BIG PICTURE, tracey!

Although your icon, as always, does a very good job distracting me.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sniffle* You are all about delegating responsibility, aren't you?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I just like these things to be organized! I don't want to promise of those things without delivery.

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

I can't bend fandom to my will all on my own, can I? Sometimes, I need minions! *g*

[etben.livejournal.com]

Now, see, if you ask me? every day is Really Long Drawn-out Necking Sessions on the Couch Day. Because, I mean, just think about it! That's one of those things that never gets old. The world can always use more necking.

[dine.livejournal.com]

I nominate 11 October for at least one of those - as Sex With Dildos Day is already set, I'll gladly settle for Finger-Fucking Day instead.

after all, don't I deserve wonderful (porny) things for my birthday?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I second this!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You most certainly do!