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[schmerica]

a) I am having a bad week.

b) I am bored.

Therefore, c) here is a poll.

You guuuuuuuuys. Come and talk to me about porn.

[Poll #974649]

Comments

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

There should be a rule: Friday nights must include Fraser and sex, in some form.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

who are these people who did not vote for EVERYTHING in the last question???

:)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I approve of this rule very much!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I was trying to be discriminating! Like, only my very favorites, maybe.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

I SAY WOOT TO THEM ALL, KTHX.

also, thanks to this poll, i would v much like rayk-turned-into-a-girl/stella femslash. I FAIL AT BOYS.

[karabou.livejournal.com]

Der, I couldn't choose on the first one, 'cause I kind of like it when Ray has experience, but Fraser's only been with Victoria? Or like, no one after Victoria. :E

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

I'd have made the rule all Friday nights must have F/K sex, but there has to be some sort of line delineating the regular Friday nights from the special Friday nights.

Personally, I think that after (thinking about) working on my paper for four three two hours, I will have earned the right to make this a special Friday night.

(sorry, forgot to mention, here through friendsfriends, courtesy of the six mutuals we have.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THIS MOTION. I wonder who we could force to write it?

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Hey! I resemble that remark. And I, too, am discerning. (Or so I will permit you to believe.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, I think no one after Victoria is practically canon -- there's not a whole lot of offscreen time where he could have done it, really. Unless you mean between no one between catching Victoria and Victoria's Secret, which is also quite pretty.

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

The first question was HARD. The second one? Not so much. *g*

Cross-dressing Ray FTW! \o/

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

Oh, this poll is making me want to watch some dS RIGHT NOW. (But I need to watch Farscape!)

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh!!

I'm not usually interested in femslash, but that... yes, please. Oh, yes.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Farscape! You totally just named the two shows that bring out the OTP crazy shipper in me more than anything else ever. Of course, on Farscape there's actually smooching, so points for that. (In addition to, you know, all of its other awesome qualities!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Radio buttons can make things COMPLICATED.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

we must know -someone-.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

clearly it needs to happen! i wish i was writing anything these days, let alone dS, and i'd tackle it, as am v much in love with this idea. but it should go to someone capable!

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

i don't even pretend to be discerning ;)

[karabou.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, yeah, you're right. I was thinking of from when he'd met Victoria through post-CotW (or whatever point of RayK canon fic chooses). Because with Fraser sex is important, so he's choosey. I do fancy some RCMP school/academy? wtfever hijinks, though, sometimes.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Well, DUH. It just so happens that you only like awesome things, so can maintain appearances without actually having to pretend to like things wot are shite.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This makes sense! Plus, it gives many more *options*, really.

[sapote3.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how happy I am that this was an option? Consider it mentioned. oh, genderswap.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I didn't even see the 'taking it slow and necking for a very long time' option!

I? Have a thing for laps. Like, they're really tired one night and have flopped down on the couch, just sort of leaning on each other. The kissing starts sort of absent mindedly, and the touches are slow and lazy. Neither of them are really sure if Fraser tugged and pulled Ray over so his legs straddled Fraser's, or if Ray threw a leg over.

It doesn't actually matter, it's just that now Ray is right in front of Fraser, wrapped around him, really, which is where he belongs. Even with their groins pressed together, the movements stay unhurried- Fraser's hand skim along Ray's sides as Ray rocks slowly against him, their mouths sliding together.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, yes. I don't know what it is about laps, but I totally agree! Nrrrrgh to your entire comment, basically.

(Also good? Fraser sitting in a chair of some kind of Ray coming right over to straddle him, getting all up into his space and settling down. Mm.)

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Oh man, yeah. And Fraser? Is trying to Get Things Done. And Ray? Is trying to get himself done. Maybe Fraser's making a grocery list Saturday morning, and Ray comes out of the shower bare ass naked and just drops into his lap. Ray's never been very subtle, but this has to be some kind of a record.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I'd put money on etben. Just sayin'

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

<3<3<3

It's not like you can BLAME Ray, really. He just has different priorities! Ones which Fraser would quite enjoy indulging if he let himself.

[starfishchick]

F/K where Ray's sexual experience has only been with Stella and Fraser's has only been with Victoria.


I picked this because I agree with the Victoria thing, but wish to be clear that I do NOT agree with the Stella thing.

And also, Masturbating in the same room/tent/whatever! FTW! (Totally my CotW kink.)

[mickeymvt.livejournal.com]

See, I have a problem with number 2. It was SO hard to decide between Ray as a cross-dresser and Ray turned into a girl. Why did you have to make me choose? *whines*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I can see any variation in their sexual histories for a story! But for some reason the one where they've been totally monogamous is sexy to me.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awwwww. At least my poll doesn't have the power to make the others drop out of existance!

[bathsweaver.livejournal.com]

The first two have only one answer?! Why, oh whyyyyyyeeeeee.

::stares at poll forlornly::

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

...good LORD, I like this thought.

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

But what about Ray's sexual experience has only been with Stella and Fraser has experience with guys and other chicks, huh?? Where is this option, I ask you?! THAT'S MY BIGGEST TURN ON! :D

[snarkyducky.livejournal.com]

huh. this is so weird.
i've never done this before (ticked every single box) for any other fandom/pairing. usually i only tick about half of those boxes at most. i think the wording of your first two questions broke my brane and it just never went back online eversince. poor brane.
♥

[inkdot.livejournal.com]

I couldn't stop checking ticky boxes! They were all so appealing!

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

i like the idea of them both crossdressing. because i'm me.


and in my world virginity-losing isn't so hot. cos it rarely is. and because courtney commented on my blog today. (what?!)


and i was going to add an aliens/pollen stipulation that only if they were interested otherwise, but... duh.

[missapocalyptic.livejournal.com]

*seconds*

And then Ray is like "Huh? You know what you're doing?" and gets all sorts of jealous and Fraser can pull off his alpha-male-sex-god-thing. Guh!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

no ticky box on question two means you are a MEAN MEAN GIRL.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Being able to choose a favorite is IMPORTANT. I don't know why, but it is!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They have an irresistible allure!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They can do that! It is surprisingly how well you can get on with a broken brain sometimes.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[etben.livejournal.com]

...I don't even know what to say to that.

...no, really.

Um. Possibly?

*wanders off, whistling*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

<3<3<3

[snarkyducky.livejournal.com]

when i first saw your icon, i was like "WHAT is he DOING licking an envelope with such obvious ANGST?!"

... then my sister pointed out that it was a Spy vs Spy moment in the not!taxi