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[schmerica]

pearl_o: YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT, MARIE? I WANT WAYBIES

etben: ERICA I KNOW
etben: FLYING WAYBIES, IDEALLY
etben: OR POSSIBLY JUST FLOATING
etben: OR POSSIBLY JUST TINY BABIES WITH GERARD'S STUPID GRIN

pearl_o: I KNOW.
pearl_o: PLUS I JUST SAW A BIG PICSPAM OF LYN-Z AND SHE IS ALSO ADORABLE AND THEY WOULD HAVE THE CUTEST BABIES EVER.
pearl_o: TINY LITTLE PALE BLACK HAIRED RAGAMUFFINS OF JOY.

etben: I KNOW OMG
etben: SHE ALSO LOOKS A LOT LIKE ONE OF MY PROFESSORS, WHICH IS GOING TO FREAK MY SHIT OUT TOMORROW MORNING.

pearl_o: http://buzznet-54.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/xxxdamnedxxx14/default/Gerard_and_lynz--large-msg-118777999283.jpg
pearl_o: IS ONE OF YOUR PROFESSORS SEKRITLY IN A ROCK BAND?

etben: I DON'T THINK SO BUT MAYBE?
etben: I DON'T KNOW.
etben: SHE'S HOT, TOO?
pearl_o: SERIOUSLY MCR HAS THE BEST CANON GIRLFRIENDS/WIVES. THEY ARE ADORABLE AND MAKE THE BOYS GRIN LIKE GIANT IDIOTS.

etben: THEY ARE AND IT IS AWESOME/
etben: I WANT LYN-Z AND GERARD TO MAKE BABIES

pearl_o: I WANT IT SO BAD.

etben: I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO'S PREGNANT

pearl_o: AHAHAHAHAHA.
pearl_o: THEY CAN TAKE TURNS.

etben: YES TOTALLY

pearl_o: I NEED SO MUCH GERARD + LYN-Z FIC IT ISN'T EVEN FUN.
pearl_o: I JUST WANT THEM TO BE NAUSEATINGLY CUTE
pearl_o: (AND ALSO HAVE WAYBIES)

etben: I JUST NEED TO WATCH THEM INTERACT, LIKE, ALWAYS

pearl_o: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM INTERACT BUT I BET IT IS REALLY CUTE.

etben: ME EITHER
etben: BUT I'M SURE IT IS.

pearl_o: <-- IS STILL LOOKING AT THE PICTURE OF THEM KISSIN'

etben: I WANT THEM TO MAKE KISSES AND BABIES

pearl_o: http://buzznet-09.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/poxeg/default/geeandlynz--large-msg-119264893242.jpg
pearl_o: I DRAW HEARTS WITH MY LASER EYES.

etben: oh my god how fucking PRECIOUS

pearl_o: I just. loooooooooook at geraaaaaard.

etben: his stupid little griiiiiiiin

pearl_o: i knoooooooooooooow.
pearl_o: *flails*

etben: baaaaaaaabies
etben: PEARL
etben: BABIES
etben: ALL THE BABIES EVER.

pearl_o: I APPROVE.

etben: ...I actually feel like in real life, they're maybe likely to adopt?
etben: AND THAT WOULD ALSO MAKE ME HAPPY

pearl_o: they would still be waybies.
pearl_o: mikey and alicia have cats, and they're still waybies.

etben: very true!
etben: waybieswaybieswaybies

pearl_o: *beams at you*
pearl_o: this is our deepest conversation ever.