you're not dead!

[schmerica]

YOU GUYS I AM ALL ALONE IN MY HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS AND IT IS AWESOME. My parents and sister are all at work and I have freeeeeeeeedom.

I am catching up on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me podcasts! And looking at pictures of Fall Out Boy dressed up as Panic! at the Disco! And eating Halloween candy! And looking at Pushing Daisies screencaps! And telling etben about the incredibly wretched stories I am craving, ie two completely different Pete/alwaysagirl-Mikey stories which a) Pete and girl!Mikey vaginal fisting (which, wtf, that's totally not one of my kinks so I don't know where it's coming from) and b) Pete knocking up Mikey, and they break up and everything still, but they stay friends and there is joint custody between Pete/Patrick and Mikey/Alicia. etben and I can't speak of ANYTHIN ELSE NOW, seriously.

Basically, all I need now is a Coca-Cola and life would be perfect. Well, that and actually succeeding at making a Pushing Daisies icon, because I want one of Chuck and Olive going "yay!" on the rooftop so bad I can taste it.

In conclusion, Hemmy would be a great half-brother, y/n?

Comments

[luxemburger.livejournal.com]

I want more Chuck and Olive adventures.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know, right? How adorable are they?

[suckmyglock.livejournal.com]

Me and my mate lite_bright are attempting to write an epic Pete-was-always-a-girl AU wherein she becomes a popstar a la Christina Aguilera/Beyonce, although it's Pete/Patrick.

We were also discussing one where Mikey is a (female) model, although we couldn't decide whether that would be always-a-girl or some weird sort of mutant involuntary genderswapping. Just like, sometimes Mikey turns into a girl and he never knows when or for how long, and he mostly has to pretend to be a guy at all times, although he does like going out as a girl and talking to people he doesn't know as one. He's always got a change of clothes, binding equipment, and a bra and period-type stuff ready. Pretty much the only person who knows his secret is Gerard. That is, until he gets spotted by a modelling talent scout ala Kate Moss and has to live his female life in a big way. Being on the covers of magazines makes it very hard to keep up what he's doing. His model alter ago gets a reputation as a diva because she's always cancelling and rescheduling things so she's the right sex or rushing off. And basically he has to tell the rest of MCR (who aren't a band in this AU) and they all help him in his disguise and make excuses for him and shit.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DUDE. That story sounds amazingly awesome. I would *so* read it and love it. *approves*