I don't actually like posting this much, but i can't help it

[schmerica]

I should be in bed, but somehow I can't stop looking up pictures of MCR and laughing.



Things that crack me up about this photograph:

1) Frank's expression.

2) The fact that it looks like Mikey has to really strain himself to reach Frank's hand despite the fact that Frank is a tiny, tiny, tiny man.

3) How INTO it Ray looks.

4) The fact that nobody wants to high five Gerard and he looks really pissed about it.

megolas: gerard will have to do the single high five of zen.
pearl_o: awwww.
pearl_o: HE DOESN'T WANT TO HIGH FIVE ANYWAY, OKAY.
pearl_o: HE JUST LIKES TO STAND AROUND WITH HIS PALM OUT.
megolas: it's like the zen sound of one hand clapping!
megolas: OH GERARD



Things I find hilarious about this photograph:

Honestly, I think this one's self-explanatory.



Baaaaaaaaaabies. Goofy drunk babies.



FRANK WILL EAT YOUR FACE. DON'T TEST HIM.



Gerard, honey. No. Really.



Okay. That one you can do.



Mikeyway thinks cameras really do steal your soul, Gerard is posing for his fourth grade school picture, and Ray ... I don't know what Ray is doing.

Comments

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Ray is, if I'm to understand my flist of late, enjoying getting handsy with Bob.

The Ways together are so hilarious in this picture. I have taken family pictures like that (I was the Gerard, my brother the Mikey).


So my ridiculous Mary Sue Bob fantasy expanded today on my commute to me and Bob riding in the car listening to tunes (he likes that I like The Who because Keith Moon was a revolutionary drummer) and then a song from one of my old high school chum's band comes on and I get them all contracted up in The Biz via my lurve connection with Bob Fucking Bryar. In my daydreams, I am always helping people. I'm a frickin' daydream saint.

[neery.livejournal.com]

Haha, I love that Gerard is just completely incapable of smiling for the camera. If he's not smiling naturally, all you ever get from him are weird but cute little grimaces. He's trying really hard, but he just can't fake a smile when he's not feeling it!

[paris7am.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!
In that first one, I'm blinded by Bob's elbow/arm and its power and shininess - like the moon!

[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

oh, man, these have made my morning. The high five! Is Frank even awake yet? Also, how many times does Mikey and/or Gerard miss a hand slap and they have to START OVER? I say 1-in-2.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm a fan of Bob in the last picture! Snuggling up to Mikey's back! Hand on Gerard's shoulder! Utterly traumatized expression, due to either the camera or Ray!

...apparently I am all about the Bob love lately.

[marginaliana]

Ray is clearly doing the opening sequence from Laverne & Shirley, obviously. :D

Also, Gerard doing the zen solo high five made me cry with laughter.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

okay, all i've got is bob/gerard in that last picture.

also, even though gee looks like a total dorkwad in the capture of the NME interview, how bad is it that he's still insanely hot? *sigh* geeway what are you doing to me?

...and i would still bang frankie into the next zillion millenia. god.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

Actually Frank's not that much shorter than Mikey. Mikey has that weird 'looks taller, but not'. If you see him in person HE IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A SMALL DOLL.

Who would be blown away by a gust of wind.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

As someone who can't smile on command for pictures without looking like I'm snarling, I have great sympathy for Gerard's weird teeth-baring grin.

Sympathy and amusement.

[etben.livejournal.com]

THEIR STUPID FUCKING FACES OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

ALSO PLEASE TO NOTE: how, in the last picture, Frank is BARELY taller than that tiny child. WEE LITTLE MANS!

Also, I love every instantiation of Gerard's stupid little grin now and forever and ever and EVER, amen,

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

That first picture made my morning! Gerard's single high five of zen! His eye makeup looks fantastic, though. And Mikey is totally annoyed that Frank is reaching his hand up so high. *sigh* Can't they just do low fives? It'd be so much easier.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

After much debate, the rest of the band has come to the decision that Gerard and Mikey just aren't allowed to high five each other anymore. Nothing good ever comes of it!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That would explain Bob's attractive gravitational pull!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww, it's true! Gerard: possibly not the best actor ever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Ray/Bob is full of joy! It's one of those superrare pairings that makes us all go WAIT why isn't there more of this?

I can so picture you looking exactly like Gerard in that last picture. Hee.

Ahahaha, your daydreams are awesome.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

BOB DERSERVES ALL YOUR LOVE. ♥ Why so adorable?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aha! That must be it!

*grins* OH GERARD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I totally didn't notice the Bob/Gerard in the last picture until you pointed it out! Hand on shoulders AWWWWWWWWW.

I think it's just one of Gerard's superpowers, really.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh. I guess when everyone around you is really short, you just look normal-sized in comparison?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* It's strangely charming! Like so many things about him.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THEIR STUPID FACES SO MUCH. SOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUCH. GOD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Poor Mikey! He doesn't understand the point of this athleticness.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

...i want that on a macro now. :-D Or one of those fake motivational posters.

Mikeyway: Doesn't understand the point of this athleticness.

p.s. have you seen the video clip of him saying that people do jumping jacks before the show? and he's all like "but i don't do them". and whoever's behind the camera is all "...why not?" and mikey gets this look and keeps messing around on his bass and is all mumbly, and i swear it sounds like he's saying, "um... because i'm busy..." or something like that. Hi-larious. Oh Mikeyway and your hate for any physical activity that isn't sexual.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

But my night dreams? Last night they involved me stealing Gerard away from Lyn-Z. ME GERARD STEALING.

/o\ What is that subconscious?

And I woke up and was like "Oh no! I broke up Erica's bandom het otp!" Okay, first I was like "WTF? Gerard?"

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

:-D I'll see if I can find that tonight too. It's the pre-show/behind-the-scenes footage stuff from their very first truly official Black Parade performance on the MTV VMAs.

Possibly the same footage where Bob's face is DISTURBINGLY SWOLLEN because of an infection IN HIS LEG and he can BARELY TALK and he needs AN ICEPACK so his BRAIN DOESN'T EXPLODE WTF BOB BRYAR.

[shrift.livejournal.com]

I wanna marry Bob Bryar and fill album after album with photos of his traumatized little face.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

I did an actual spit take at the caption on the last photo. Fourth grade photo! It is!

Oh, Gerard. Please never learn how to pose and smile like a real grown up boy. Your little "Please love me! Am I smiling enough yet?" face FILLS ME WITH LOVE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Part of me kind of wants somebody to go and just photoshop Bob Bryar and his trauma into, like, every photo ever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

BOOOOOOOOOOOYS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It really is! That pose + smile = OH GERARD.

He really is amazingly endearing.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

They're so stupid, but I love them SO MUCH.

!!!!!!!!!

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

Haven't been able to find the Bob thing. It is apparently not on the hard drive of DOOM.

I did, however, find the clip with the bit from Mikey about the jumping jacks. I have uploaded it to sendspace here (http://www.sendspace.com/file/ukfboq).

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Also I just finally got to watch that and OH MIKEYWAY I LOVE YOUR RANDOM DISINCLINATION TO ANY ACTIVITY SO MUCH YOU ADORABLE THING. Also your freaky giggle.