things i want; ryan ross; gerard is awesome

[schmerica]

Last night I stayed up late -- well, 12:30, but I have the sleeping habits of an old lady -- and before I went to bed I was poking at the internet all "FANDOM. Where is all the fisting and gangbangs* and Waycest where one of them is a girl? FAAAAAAAAAAIL."

*Panic! doesn't count

And, uh, then I woke up this morning and was all "I want more fic where Mikey and Pete are completely fluffy and hold hands and snuggle a lot!!!"

I don't even know, you guys.

Last night shoemaster and I had a conversation about Ryan Ross, Late Night Talk Show Host. It's possible this idea fills me with more glee than is really warranted. Monotone + complete lack of interest = best talk show host ever, okay. They had to cut out the monologue altogether. The writers got so frustrated at all their jokes falling flat. During the interviews, he just sort of sits there and stares at his guests. Every couple of minutes he goes "Wow, that's great. So tell us about your new project" in the most bored voice imaginable.

(shoemaster: some starlet bursts into tears the second she gets off stage because she thinks he hated her
shoemaster: and he's all "I said I liked it!")

Brendon can be his band leader. He's all cheerful! And smiley! And sidekicky! But, uh. The banter doesn't really work at all.

Of course, once in a while, the show is actually much better and more entertaining, because Ryan is suddenly smiling at everyone and being all "Oh, that's great!" and actually seeming happy. This is generally when his friend Jon Walker is in town. Of course, the show still kind of sucks when Ryan is stoned, since he has no idea what's going on and just smiles a lot, but it's less painfully awkward than the other version.

I was about to post this when quettaser posted a link to this Australian interview with Gerard on my friends list, which.

Why are you so big on pushing those boundaries of sexuality? You're a married man now.

Well, that's more of a recent thing (laughs). My wife totally backs the way I am on stage, that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per cent respect for her when I'm on stage, so there are definitely certain things I would never do. But she knows my sexuality, and I know mine, so there's no reason not to push those boundaries.

OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM/HER/THEM SO MUCH. LynZ totally digs his faggotry, you guys, but he comes back to her every day. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. ♥♥♥♥♥

Comments

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

I feel like my primary response to that article should be something along the lines of how awesome Gerard and Lyn-Z are and how I admire them both, etc.

Except that that one comes second, because my primary reaction is "NOW WHERE'S ALL MY FRANK/GERARD/LYN-Z, INTERNET?"

[sofiaviolet]

Hey, mine too. \o/

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

I want Frank/Gerard and Lyn-Z telling them exactly what to do to each other.

Or something. YOU KNOW.

RAZZLE DAZZLE.

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE AND I AM TRYING NOT TO SQUEE AT WORK THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE TOGETHER

(Did he just call Eliza "lousy," indirectly? Ouch!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That ... did not actually even occur to me. Heh. (But what about Jamia? :()

For some reason I am shocked by how sexy I find him talking about how his respect for her means there is some stuff he just wouldn't do. He has a line! For her! Awww. Of course, considering what he DOES do, that line is apparently, like. Actual cocksucking on stage.

Re: RAZZLE DAZZLE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*rereads* Oh, wow, he totally did!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HOT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* My OTP impulses are different from other people's.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Okay, my favorite line in that article (among many fantastic ones) is totally when he says MCR were the "biggest cupcakes" on the Projekt Revolution Tour. Good god, I love him.

[forgotnsuitcase.livejournal.com]

I get all giggly whenever he says 'wife' and I can't help it ad;igha;ogih. Geraaaard. *razzle dazzle*

haha. Brendon would totally try to carry the show and make Ryan emote, and it would never work. (Well, secretly it would, and end with Brendon/Ryan.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

CUPCAKES. CUPCAKES.

I love him so much it's a little sickening.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

He takes any and every excuse to talk about her! And how wonderful she is! And how in love he is! And how awesome it is to find someone to share his life with! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

Brendon would try REALLY HARD, but, dude. There is only so much the band leader can do.

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

GOD I LOVE GERARD AND LYN-Z SO MUCH.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

Cupcakes! Razzle Dazzle! Oh, Geraaaard. *grins SO HARD* I think my new mission in life is to find audio footage of him saying "cupcakes" and "razzle dazzle."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think there should now be many cupcake icons.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

>.> I still feel bad about slashing Jamia in ways I don't about slashing the people who actually get up onstage and showoff/make out with each other. My RPF lines are weirdly drawn these days.

(But then, you figure she has to be cool with the stagegay, too, because if she ever objected that'd be it for Frank, I think.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is a totally understandable line! For some reason, though, I feel worse about sexin' up Frank without her a lot of the time. (My stance on non-famous girlfriends is totally individual-dependent, apparently, but Jamia/Frank! Frank loooooooooooves her.)

And, yeah, I totally agree that she must have been totally on board with it.

[universeunfold.livejournal.com]

Gerard's interviews always make my day better. And I think Ryan Ross really needs his own talk show now. Actually, ever since I heard that Kerrang podcast with Panic I've wanted them to have some sort of tv show/radio show/podcast thing. They're funny guys.

Speaking of fic that isn't there, I want a reverse genderswap fic. Like, Spencer Smith was actually born a girl, and then a few years ago woke up one morning with a cock. And the rest of the band had to help him cope. Or something.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

GERARD.

GERARD I LOVE YOU.

AND YOUR HOT WIFE.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Right?! I might have just been forced to change my LJ name to "practically the biggest cupcake on this tour" because really! CUPCAKES!

Although now I'm imagining Bob calling from the states to tell Gerard, "I'm not a fucking cupcake." And Gerard's all, "no, of course, not Bryar. You're more like a..." and he flails around for a more manly kind of pastry and Frank says (because they're on speaker phone, of course), "Like a bearclaw," and starts laughing maniacally and Bob hangs up.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahaha OH GOD THAT IS PERFECT. <3

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THIS x INFINITY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*gigges* That sounds awesome.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

And literally out of nowhere someone who I'd met four years ago when the band was a baby band, opening for her band, comes back into my life. We just picked up where we left off.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART RLY.

DOES THIS MEAN HE WAS TOTES DRAWIN DRAGONS FOR HER FOUR YEARS AGO? :O