So about that band I like

[schmerica]

+ The fact that this Youtube clip is only two seconds long does not stop it from being one of the best things in the history of ever. GERARD WAY. YOUR STUPID FACE. YOUR STUPID VOICE. *FLAAAAAAIL*

+ This is my current favorite picture of Frank. So WEE. And SAD. And TATTOOED. And PRETTY. And STUFF.

+ Where is all the super-early-days Frank/Ray? It must be somewhere, right? Because ... Frank! And Ray! And Ray not really wanting Frank in the band at first and then realizing he was totally awesome! And the best picture of all time! And stuff!

+ octette has a pretty awesome Bandom Primer (in powerpoint or avi form!) up here. It is all made up of facts that she has learned primarily from fic, so it's totally biased and hilarious and sparkly. Also it has Pete Wentz's dick, but don't let that scare you off!

+ New name! Because I made a comment in pre_emptive's journal last night consisting of this:

Gerard chews on his lip silently for a moment. "So I guess this isn't a good time to bring up rape fantasies, either, then?"

But, uh. That doesn't actually fit into the box on the profile, so this will have to do.

Comments

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF FRANK AND RAY.

I would do Frank harder as dreadlocked wolfman Frank than possibly any of his other incarnations. I do not know what this says about me as a person.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Frank/Ray has been on my fic to-do list for FOREVER. I have an outline that consists of the sentence "frank jumps into a song, does screamo shit, ray approves with his dick". /o\

HI GERARD. HI.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pretty much every single version of Frank Iero is adorable. It's almost sickening.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

That is a beautiful outline. I APPROVE. WITH RAY'S DICK.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I usually don't find him that "omg I must doooo him noooow" though. I want to be his pain in the ass punk friend who he climbs on to get things off tall shelves, who he feels comfortable making out with Jamia around. Generally speaking, I don't actually want to do anything with him. (Pls do not ask me that about any of the Ways. Pls.)

But hairy, bedreaded wolfman!Frank? Yes pls. I just. I. Uggh.

(This might be related to my weakness for basement!Gerard.)

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I feel like, as obvous as it is in a lot of photos, there needs to be a fic about the band looking to Ray's cock for guidance. Like, SHOULD WE ADJUST THE LIGHTING? DOES MY HAIR LOOK OKAY? ARE YOU HARD BECAUSE THIS IS A BIG SHOOT, OKAY, MY HAIR NEEDS TO LOOK FANTASTIC.

and then of course there should be a lot of fics where Ray expresses his approve more abstractly. By which I mean porn.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Now I am imagining a Ouija session using Ray's dick to point the way.

UM.

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

Gerard Way, how did you ever get Lyn-z and all those dudes to have sex with you, you fucking doofus?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Frank was actually for a long time my #5 dude in MCR. (He actually still might be, even though it makes me feel bad to say it, because I love all of them a lot, and it seems wrong to have a least favorite! But, yes.)

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

"Brian, grandma wants us to buy you a tiara. Ray's dick told us so."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

He has a really nice personality, OKAY.

Also, who can fucking resist that smile, man?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The best part of this is that it would totally have to be a whole band process. Ray would have to stand pantless in the middle of the room. Gerard would be in charge of inspecting Ray's dick for each minute motion and calling "Left! Left! Okay, down a little -- KEEP STILL, RAY -- and stop!"

Mikey and Bob would be in charm of actually having their hands on the moving thinger.

Frank is not allowed to touch anything, so they let him write down the results as they come in, and ask questions in a spooky voice.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

Whereas he's definitely my #3... It's just that #s 1 and 2 are so far ahead that it's hard to see three from there.

(I love Bob and Ray, I really do, but they are entirely too normal. I'm glad they exist, because they totally keep My Chem running, but I cannot work up any kind of personal enthusiasm for them.)

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

ahahah, oh man. Frank's the one who insists on the stupid hat, but Gerard's the one who lights the candles every time they do it. Mikey tells Alicia it's more like a seduction than a seance.

(Now I'm thinking of them waiting for Ray to get hard and Frank insisting on trying the "light as a feather, stiff as a board" method.)

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mean, the good news is that Fucking Doofus is definitely some people's type.

And really, for the real, how fucking SWEET does he seem there?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to give him three billion hugs, to be honest.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh god.


(Now I'm thinking of them waiting for Ray to get hard

Ahahaha. Do they all just stand around watching him? Staring at him awkwardly? And Frank is like "What's taking so long, man! We have stuff to do!" And Ray's like "THIS IS A LOT OF PRESSURE AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY HELPING."

Gerard's like "I could help!" and makes everybody close their eyes for a minute. Because he has MODESTY, okay, SHUT UP. So everyone covers their eyes with their hands and pretends not to hear Gerard's loud mouth noises. After a little while Gerard says "OKAY!" and they open their eyes to Gerard looking pleased with himself, and Ray being flushed bright red, with his cock wet and totally hard.

Frank is like, "Finally!"

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

OH GERARD. OF COURSE HE "HELPS".

Bob is still a little weirded out by all of it. Like, what the fuck, one day he joins the band and the next Frank says, "Hey, what city should we book a room at?", and suddenly Ray's naked and Frank has a pink witch's hat on.

He learns how to deal, though, even when Frank climbs on top of him and sits on his shoulders to read out the questions.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Plus, the method really does seem to have remarkable accuracy.

(Gerard also has a theory about reading come like tea leaves, but no one has let him test it out yet.)

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

This is why Gerard and Bert hooked up, isn't it? Gerard told him about cock seances and Bert was like, "Dude, Quinn's pubes tell the future, I swear to God."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It really makes as much sense as any other reason!

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

I am writing Ray/Frank at the moment. Don't tell all my Ray/Gerard friends. Wait.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AWWW. Don't worry! I won't tell .... you!

MOAR TORO UBER ALLES, right?

[besquared.livejournal.com]

i'm picturing gerard way as a small child who the fans routinely attempt to teach simple english.

"say hi, gerard! say hello!"

"hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE JUST HIT ON THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY TO MAKE THAT EVEN CUTER. My god.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

That video is particularly awesome. HI GERARD!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HIS STUPID FACE. <3

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Yay! Frank/Ray!!!

*draws sparkly hearts*

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

Frank Iero hurts me sometimes, IDEK.

that video...

[fuschia.livejournal.com]

Oh, Gerard...your little pleased-with-yourself smile as you lean away from the camera is the icing on that particular cake, you little weirdo.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

But it hurts so good!

Re: that video...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HE DUN GOOD.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Its ok. I still think you're awesome!!!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

I can't cope with the adorable inherent in this post.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is pretty overwhelming!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

*swoons*

[ahahahahahahah.livejournal.com]

Hiiii
You don't know me, but I stumbled across your journal and I just had to say that that youtube clip is the best thing in forever!!
I've watched it like a frillion times :)