make me leave bandomanon ALONE already

[schmerica]

Brutal honesty meme! I know all the reasons why this is stupid, but I can't help it anyway. Come say things about me anonymously.

Last night shoemaster and I were chatting while she was reading mpreg fic and started getting really caught up in the specific details, and then this happened:

shoemaster: I do not remember how it went when I was born. sadly
pearl_o: in context, that makes it sound like you were an mpreg baby.
shoemaster: how do you know I wasn't?
pearl_o: because you would have mentioned it
pearl_o: many many times
shoemaster: maybe my mom knocked my dad up NEVERMIND STOPPING THIS THOUGHT TRAIN
pearl_o: and kalpurna probably would too
pearl_o: "WRITE MORE MPREG. IT HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND, IT COULD TOTALLY BE CANON."

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

(KALPURNA ILU BB. Also you being The MPREG Girl makes me feel better about how many people automatically associate me with Waycest.)

Comments

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Dude, it happened to Arnold Schwar (You know, fuck it. I can't spell his name) the Govinator. It could totally be canon!

(pee ess - which fic?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure that was fictional. I think. Hm.

I didn't read the story in question, so I don't know, sorry!

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

PRETTY sure it was fictional? Since when has that been enough to dissuade us fangirls from taking something that suits us as canon?

XP

(I mean, Danny DeVito seems like an honest guy. I'm not sure he'd lie to me like that by creating fictional accounts of his best friend and biological twin being preggers despite totally being a dude)