pete's come is adding to his head

[schmerica]

they grow up in the
middle of having sex he
can't even tell

bexless: aww!
pearl_o: RITES OF PASSAGE.

where all the dudes in
bandom and dudes in bandom
were like sex robot

bexless: HOOKERBOTS!
pearl_o: *giggles*
bexless: they ARE like sex robots, erica
bexless: sex robots that WE CONTROL
pearl_o: wow.
pearl_o: tha'ts kinda profound.
bexless: *deep*

goes snap and pete's
come is adding to his head
against the wall i'm

pearl_o: o.O
bexless: uhhh

hearts pearl 3 3 3
3 3 3 3 3 3 3
bexless like the zen

bexless: HAHAHAHAHAHA
bexless: DUDE
bexless: AMAZING
bexless: <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
pearl_o: EXACTLY
bexless: YOU SHOULD POST THAT SHIT

that watching mikey
with pete's dick in his neck
and half just rubbing

pearl_o: MIKEY STOP THAT.
bexless: HAHAHAHAHAHA MIKEYYYY
bexless: UR DOIN IT RONG
pearl_o: JUST BECAUSE PETE WENTZ SUGGESTS IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY YES

climbs back into him
a piece of frank's cock he
stroked it with one

pearl_o: haiku generator, you are FREAKING ME OUT.
bexless: WHAT THE HELL
bexless: FICFINDERS?????

know i don't know
why hmmmm hey maybe i should
tap into this dork

pearl_o: that is, like, all your gerard/frank stories
bexless: LOL
bexless: IT IS
bexless: nerd meets nerd. nerd likes nerd. nerds have a misunderstanding! nerds fall in love.
pearl_o: frank says "hey maybe i should tap into this dork!"

stupid little faces
woooooooooooooobies seriously you know i
feel odd about bert

pearl_o: ahahaha what the fuck.
bexless: LOTS OF PEOPLE FEEL ODD ABOUT BERT BB
bexless: IT'S OK

the last thing he wants
to do is rush it it's
mikey's favorite

That's a good place to stop!

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Comments

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. BEST HAIKUS EVER.

[she-belongs.livejournal.com]

i cant breathe im laughing so hard

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaHAHAHHahahhHAHHAHAHAHAHahahah.

lemming-like.

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

desperate kisses and
breath and the small sounds gerard
makes a low sad song

[riflethrough.livejournal.com]

Oh God, the one about Bert had me laughing so hard.

Re: lemming-like.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, that's actually really pretty and evocative. Awwww.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This is my favorite game!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

\o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HEY BLAYNE MAYBE FRANK SHOULD TAP INTO THIS DORK

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's so true, though! How did it know?

[athousanderrors.livejournal.com]

*dies making squeaky noises that would be laughter if I had breath*

OMGwin.

[riflethrough.livejournal.com]

IT READS YOUR MIND SO THAT YOU'LL KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE HAIKUS. Or something like that. Uh.

[citiesasleep.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA. WIN!

[myounghistory.livejournal.com]

they grow up in the
middle of having sex he
can't even tell

I swear this is a Brand New lyric. OR IT COULD BE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

TELL ME MORE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

\o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

yay!