things that don't make me angry!

[schmerica]

I want so much fic on this. SO MUCH.

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[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

&WAYS;

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE MY FAVORITES

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

MINE TOO. WELL. THEM AND BRIAN. (PREFERABLY THEM/BRIAN?)

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

So. You think they ever have like, competitions to see who's done the kinkiest shit and trying to one-up each other?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahha. I was just thinking it was just, like, a casual thing that they do, but I could TOTALLY see a competition playing out! Especially if one or both of them is with Ray. *cough*

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't start out as a competition. Just Mikey mentioning casually, "Oh my girlfriend blew me in the stacks today."

And Gerard being like, "Huh, I've never done that."

And somehow he convinces his girlfriend/boyfriend/random person to blow him somewhere semi-public, and comes back to brag to Mikey, but Mikey's just like, "Oh whatever, I had full-on sex in the middle of a party." Where, you know, people were probably watching.

And Gerard feels he should be more experienced because he's the older brother.

And then it escalates? I don't even know. I'm just amused by the idea of Gerard building this up as a competition in his head and Mikey just so effortlessly getting people to live out his kinky fantasies.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm just amused by the idea of Gerard building this up as a competition in his head and Mikey just so effortlessly getting people to live out his kinky fantasies.

ahahahaha, one person being really into the feud/competition/whatever like Mikeyway doesn't even know it's going on is always gold.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OM NOM NOM NOM.

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

...Now I want to write this! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

ahahaha oh man, now I really kind of want Brian finding out that Gerard and Mikey have been telling each other all kinds of things about sleeping with him. his face, Pearl. his little enraged and embarrassed face.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Mikey always tells Gerard his crazy sex stories and it drives Gerard crazy because all of is partners are pretty vanilla and none of them want to try anything.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahahhahahaha. He's like THAT WAS PRIVATE! and they're both like "but ... it's my brother!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

NOTHING! It is a brilliant idea and should be written by SOMEONE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Does Gerard get slapped on the face a lot? Mikey gets slapped, but when they do it to him, it's a sex thing.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

there is no such thing as private when it comes to the Way brothers!

he's all "you know, normal brothers don't want to know that kind of shit about each other," and they just kind of stare at him blankly.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Thet understand all the words on their own, but not put together in a sentence like that. :(

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Poor Gerard, man. He does get a lot of no's and weird looks. One time a guy laughed at him when he suggested spanking, and Gerard's dick has never gone from hard to limp so fast in his life.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

they're not quite clear on this concept of 'normal' either.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. POOR GERARD.

It's okay. Bert is in his future, and then it'll be his turn to blanch and go "wait, for real?"

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

But I have finals and a Bert/Quinn fic to finish for someone. :(

[(Anonymous)]

"It is the best thing ever," Gerard explained while lighting a cigarette. "Like, so good. Like, this best orgasm ever times ten."

Mikey smiled and leaned against the bus, "Like that time with Pete on the picnic table?"

"No, no," Gerard shook his head, stringy hair falling in his face. "No, you got splinters that time."

Mikey frowned, "Oh yeah. Um, oh! That time with Alicia under the stage."

"No," Gerard disagreed again, "her nails were too long back then when she was fingering you. What about that time with Pete in Patrick's bunk?"

Mikey smiled and smacked Gerard's arm. "That's so it. Damn that was good. Now I want to do it again."

Gerard smacked Mikey back, "Shh, focus. This is about Ray and me. So, like, his lips, oh, god, Mikey."

"Mm," Mikey agreed. "They do seem nice. What about the thighs? Did you try that one position using the door yet?"

"No! I forgot! I gotta go find Ray." Gerard shoved his cigarettes back into his pocket and took off.

"Wait!" Mikey yelled at Gerard's form. "I wasn't done."

"I'll be right back!" Gerard yelled back over his shoulder. "Trust me, this won't take long."

Mikey laughed and lit up his own cigarette. "That's so sad, Gee."

Gerard took the high road and didn't reply, choosing instead to go into the building and interrupt whatever it was Ray was doing.

Going into the bus Mikey literally ran into Ray. "Hey, Mikes."

"Gerard's looking for you. He wants to attempt gravity defying sexual positions with your thighs." Mikey came right out with it.

Ray's face turned bright red in less than ten seconds. "Must you two talk about everything?"

Mikey pushed passed Ray and moved into the lounge. "Yes."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! You rock, anonymous one!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

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