return of ridiculous things i want to read

[schmerica]

1) GERARD IS A GIRL AND GEE AND LYN GO TO THE SAME ART SCHOOL AND THEY ARE LESBIANS AND START A BAND TOGETHER

2) SOME KIND OF FUSION WITH MCR AND RUNAWAYS (WHERE MCR IS KIDS/TEENAGERS)

3) AU SLAVEFIC WHERE GIRL!GERARD IS LIKE SOME IMPORTANT PERSON AND RAY IS A GIFT TO HER AND STUFF AND SHE IS ALL ~~~TORN OVER THE ETHICS OF OWNING SOMEBODY AND YET FALLING IN LOVE WITH RAY AND ALSO RAY GETS HER MARK TATTOOED ON HIM.

4) SILENT MOVIE AU

5) UNDERAGE WAYCEST WHERE THEY WATCH/LOOK AT PORN TOGETHER

6) CASH AND ALEX LYING IN A BED, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

7) LYN-Z/GERARD/BRIAN

8) MCR ARE TIME-TRAVELING SCIENTISTS/HISTORIANS/WHATEVER WHO GO BACK TO THE 1800S

9) PETE/MIKEY AU WHERE PETE DOES SOMEHOW-ENDEARING-YET-STALKERY THING FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS BEFORE MIKEY FINALLY AGREES TO GIVE HIM HIS NUMBER

10) MIKEY/FRANK/GABE EYEBALL RECORDS SHENANIGANS

11) PETE/MIKEY ----> PETE/MIKEY/GERARD

12) PETE/MIKEY SECRET MARRIAGES

Comments

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

why most you post all awesome ideas when I am ready to fall asleep and my brain cannot process the amazingness? and by the time I wake up, the conversation has moved on. my life, so hard.

that said, I would read quite a lot of these.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

4) SILENT MOVIE AU

My first thought is, if everything is silent, this would be a very short fic.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

1. GIRL!GEE + LYNZ W/ A STRAP-ON + CHEAP, DIRTY BATHROOM + "C'MON BABY, C'MON, COME FOR ME, COME FOR ME, THAT'S IT, JUST LIKE THAT, YEAH, KEEP GOING, C'MON, BABY, KEEP GOING, FUCK" = WHAT I HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

ALSO: I AM SLIGHTLY DRUNK.

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

5) UNDERAGE WAYCEST WHERE THEY WATCH/LOOK AT PORN TOGETHER

If this crops up any time soon, trust me when I say I will blame it on you, because it will be ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.

also \o/

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

I NEED 3 IN MY LIFE. I AM EVEN WILLING TO LOOK PAST THE TILDES FOR IT.

[lattara.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I would read all of these so hard.

[makesomelove.livejournal.com]

LOL MINE TOO

HERE IS A SILENT MOVIE AU FIC RIGHT HERE:




















~fin~

[cass404.livejournal.com]

9) PETE/MIKEY AU WHERE PETE DOES SOMEHOW-ENDEARING-YET-STALKERY THING FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS BEFORE MIKEY FINALLY AGREES TO GIVE HIM HIS NUMBER

This is one of the only pairings where this works for me but damn does it work for me with them. I would happily read the fuck out of this.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

IAWT3

[spilltoblue.livejournal.com]

I would read the hell out of 1, 3, and 5 so, SO hard. Although tbh I am more of a Mikey/Ray kind of girl than a Gerard/Ray girl, so 3 with Mikey/Ray is equally appealing to me.

A friend and I RPed some underage Waycest involving Mikey's first trip to a porn store and them subsequently watching porn together. It was pretty epically hot, ngl.

[idonthavefleas.livejournal.com]

1 + 7 Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y/Y--

Y.

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

I fully support 8, 9, and 12.

[greenet.livejournal.com]

I can has Runaways fusion? Gerard could be Nico!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Because I am going to be up all night working, is why. But they will still be there when you wake up! :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Not if you made the fic entirely out of those dialogue cards.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

NEEDS MORE GERARD MAKIN FUNNY FACES

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You have all my approval!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

A lot of things are my fault! I don't really mind, I find!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

~~~~I KNOW RIGHT?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. Um, obviously. Since that is the point of the post.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, somehow Pete can pull off all those creepy rom-com conventions! It helps that Mikey is unfazed.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

His place is right there by her side, at her feet, like a pet, Claire. Where she could just reach out and bury her hand in his hair at any time.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Underage Waycest is my favorite. SIGH.