bend to our will!!!!

[schmerica]

Lea and I have decided we want an AU where Bert and Brendon and Pete and maybe Frank and any other of our tiny boys with freakish bendiness and/or upper body strength should be men's gymnasts. Imagine how hard Pete would push himself, dude, he'd be ridiculous. I am not sure how the Way brothers fit into this, but in order to make both me and Lea happy, Mikey would have to be Pete's ex he's still friends with while Patrick is totally his boyfriend going about his own perfectly normal life except for the whatthefuckdatingacrazycompetitiveathlete.

I know some of you out there have the ability to manip this for us. You're not fooling anybody.

pearl: also greta could be an olympic fencer.
pearl: because that's hot.
lea: ........oh wow
lea: omg, and gabe can be her creepy fan who has a glittery sign with hearts that says STAB THEM
pearl: ahahahahah.
pearl: they are totally dating, but they both prefer the term "stalker" to "boyfriend"

(Also the Cab would be faily. As they are in everything.)

Comments

[canadiankracka.livejournal.com]

Marshall would be a swimmer, y/y/mfy?

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA just imagined The Hair as a swim cap.

Personally, I think all of the cab boys would make excellent synchronized swimmers.

[canadiankracka.livejournal.com]

*cries laughing*

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I WOULD READ THAT TWELVE TIMES A DAY AND THIRTEEN ON SUNDAYS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OR SYNCHRONIZED DIVING CAN YOU IMAGINE THE LITTLE OLYMPICS FILM THING ABOUT SINGER AND CASH'S INSPIRING STORY ABOUT STARTING OUT ENEMIES AND BECOMING PERFECT PARNERS?

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Imagine them in their stupid speedos rinsing off int he shower and worrying about their score!

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

And the big wet hugs when they go up!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

WOULD THAT MAKE THEM THE CAD? THE CASH AND ALEX DIVERS?!!?




PLEASE SAY YES IF ONLY TO HUMOR ME.

[happy-coconut.livejournal.com]

YES! THEY WOULD THINK THEY WERE SO COOL BECAUSE THEY WERE THE ONLY TEAM WITH A NAME LIKE THAT!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

\o/ YAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahahahhahaha yessssss

[speshope.livejournal.com]

♥

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

IL EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS COMMENT.

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

glittery sign with hearts that says STAB THEM

And now there is water all over my laptop. That is fantastic.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

&GABE;

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

ILU both.

Ryan would totes be the droll comentator, right?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can't even imagine what Ryan would be doing, man. Besides fanboying Pete.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Well, comentating and fanboying aren't mutually exclusive things...

[cass404.livejournal.com]

they are totally dating, but they both prefer the term "stalker" to "boyfriend"

This? This is where I decided this needed to exist. *facepalm*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They are truly adorable sociopaths.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

FENCING! I approve of all casting as bandom folks as fencers. I think she should fence sabre, but I am not unbiased on the issue.

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

What about shooting? Like... Greta with a gun... shooting moving targets and things.

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

A quick search on youtube suggests to me that Olympic shooting seems to involve a lot of standing very still and wearing funny headgear, which sort of lacks that element of danger, but I suppose if that's your kind of thing...

On the other hand, high-level fencers tend to have really great legs.

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

Funny headgear gets me so hot.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I do not actually know much about fencing, so I defer to your greater knowledge!

[happy-coconut.livejournal.com]

JON WALKER WOULD BE THE BEST COMMENTATOR. HE WOULD MAKE LAYMEN UNDERSTAND IF SOMETHING WENT WRONG!

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

Jon: "ouch, that was a screw up"
Tom: "yeah, it really was. Is he bleeding?"
Jon: "looks like it"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

OM NOM NOM fencing!Greta.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know right ?

[just-katarin.livejournal.com]

I want uplifting stories about Michael Guy Chislett and how he came to America with the dream to be a rower and after years of sleeping on couches and training as hard as he can he and Butch Walker hooked up and he became his boyfriend coach and found him a rowing partner in Mike Carden. And they're expected to win gold and Butch and Chiz are in love.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is truly a beautiful story. Sniff!

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I want Greta the fencer and Gabe her boyfriend stalker really really badly now!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They would be adorable, man.

[fledmusic.livejournal.com]

PETE THE GYMNAST IS THE GREATEST IDEA OF ALL TIME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You've seen how he can shimmy up those poles, right? He could totally do it.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

ummm, 13 pages into the Bandom Olympics tag-team writing thingy....but DAMN now I want Greta the fencer!


Would you mind dreadfully if we maybe wove that into the story - with credit, of course!

[bexless.livejournal.com]

Can the Brothers Way be synchronised swimmers?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

hahahhahahahah OH GOD BEX THAT IS THE WORST IDEA OF ALL TIME I LOVE YOU.

[vodou-doll.livejournal.com]

Dude, Bert? Was actually a gymnast irl. And Jepha is also crazy bendy continuing the fine bandom tradition of super flexible guitarists/bassits.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Bert really being a gymnast was totally what made us think of it. Well, and that one piece of footage of Brendon doing his crazy backflips. Mmm bendy mormons.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I want Billiam to be a lady gymnast everyone has SUSPICIONS about.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeee

[citiesasleep.livejournal.com]

I feel that, in order for this story to be completely perfect, it needs MOAR COBRAS. Vicky-T could be on the beach volleyball team and everyone goes to the matches to see her jump around in a tiny bikini.

BUT WHAT ABOUT NATE? I kind of want him to be a water polo player, y/n?

I have no ideas for Alex and Ryland. /o\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Water polo just always makes me laugh, I find!

[citiesasleep.livejournal.com]

Oh man, me too! But for some reason I can totally see Nate as a water polo player! ...My brain is a strange place.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

This post and its comments are why I love bandom.