ps i am back in the mood where i want to cook for people nonstop. dammit.

[schmerica]

I think what I enjoy most about the Northern Downpour video is the fact that for most of the video, Brendon looks like he is posing as the strapping young country lad about to have a passionate affair tumbling down-and-out nobleman's daughters in the stable stalls of a romance novel.

Also, I don't know if you guys know this or not, but Ryan Ross? Kind of a stupid face. Oh god.

In other news, speaking of romance novels, I have a desire in my soul for Cash/Singer romance novel AU of questionable historical accuracy. With balls and regency cliches and relationships of convenience. Yep yep. Also my icon reminds me that all historical AUs should include Miley Cyrus cameos, just because I love her.

I am at that place in my sickness where I can see the shining goal of NOT BEING SICK somewhere in the distance ahead, but it does not seem to get any closer. Just out of my reach! Siiiiiiiiigh.

Comments

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

I haven't even watched the Northern Downpour video yet, because I'm not in the states so it keeps going YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN YOU CANNOT HAS PANIC HAHAHAHA DIE and I'm too lazy to go find a version that works. :(

Also that Cash/Singer romance novel AU of questionable historical accuracy, MY SOUL YEARNS FOR IT. Oh man, can Singer be the stereotypical blushing innocent bride who had no idea that could go there, but hey, now that it's in, kinda likes it! And Cash can be the strapping young lord who hunts and tells boobie jokes down at the tavern and is like BUT YOU'RE MY WIFE LETS HAVE SEXYTIMES and totally doesn't understand why Singer was blushing and hiding under her hair before, and then when he's rolled over and almost fallen asleep he's like "OH, WAIT, YOU'RE A VIRGIN? o__O *pokepoke* SINGER ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DID I HURT YOU, YOU CAN PUNCH MY ARM IF YOU WANT I TOTALLY DESERVE IT".

Also stop being sick >:(

[speshope.livejournal.com]

*pokepoke* SINGER ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DID I HURT YOU, YOU CAN PUNCH MY ARM IF YOU WANT I TOTALLY DESERVE IT

♥

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

CASH DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE VIRGIN THING OKAY, HE WOULD'VE TOTALLY TRIED FOREPLAY IF HE'D KNOWN! WELL PROBABLY. SINGER IS JUST SO PRETTY!

:DDDDD ♥♥♥

[speshope.livejournal.com]

wait, no. I totally lied. It's just a link to MTV. :(

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

Oh hay, there it is! Thank you! :DDD I totes suck at stalking /o\

ETA: wait, hey, I am so confused! Oh, okay! I found it on youtube? It's like I'm running around in circles chasing my tail and accidentally getting a mouthful of youtube! OKAY NEVER MIND THE CRAZY LADY, I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE IN THE CORNER CHEWING ON MY SHOE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's totally not his fault! I mean, whores don't need foreplay, and when he sees horses and stuff in the fields humping they don't either! HOW WAS HE TO KNOW.

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

HORSES DON'T NEED FOREPLAY. ♥__♥ YOU CAN REALLY TELL RIGHT THERE THAT HE'LL GET ALONG WITH PETE WENTZ PRETTY SPLENDIDLY.

...Besides, y'know, Singer is his wife! Technically she has to put out, so the fact that Cash is even worrying about it should score him major sensitive lord points, right? Except now it feels wrong to grope Singer's ass when she walks by, and he's even started wondering about what she really thinks about him. What if she doesn't? He kind of wants her to, but not just because he's her husband! He has many qualities, like expressive eyebrows and an above average size package! WHY DOESN'T SINGER LIKE HIM. ;__;

[elegwen.livejournal.com]

Everything about this comment --> :D \o/ :D

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :DDDDDDDD

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your brain amazes me. *________________*

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

NO U :DDDDD

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

In other news, speaking of romance novels, I have a desire in my soul for Cash/Singer romance novel AU of questionable historical accuracy.

There should be a masked ball! And misunderstandings! AND SHENANIGANATION.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LOVE MASKED BALLS. AND SHENANIGATIONS. Also carriage rides around the park where they have to look all pleasant and keep stopping to greet people and the whole time theyre having a pissy argument under their breath. Singer can flounce!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

OH GOD OH GOD, SINGER SHOULD HAVE A FAN AND BE ALL ACROSS THE BALLROOM TRYING TO INSULT CASH IN THE LANGUAGE OF FANS! ONLY CASH JUST THINKS SINGER'S GOT SOME NERVOUS TIC, OR A ZIT OR SOMETHING AND THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS WAVING HIS FAN IN HIS FACE! And then they should each turn to Johnson for moral support only they can't find him because he's in the closet with Ian!