green arrow gets it

[schmerica]

I'm not a part of bandflesh and I haven't been since early last summer. Nonetheless, I have nothing whatsoever to say to these developments beyond: FUCK YOU WITH A CHAINSAW, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE.

So that's that. Now on to a different subject: last night "Pretty Handsome Awkward" came up on the random shuffle on my iPod and ever since I have been in a sniffly mood thinking about Bert/Gerard. Why so fucking tragic, assholes? ;_______; Come talk to me about that, okay. We can look at their snuggly boyfriend pictures and be all :DDDDDDDDDDD: ^ infinity.

Comments

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

HEY YOUUUUUUUU omg I cannot listen to Pretty Handsome Awkward without thinking about their DOOMEDNESS. :|

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED. Sigh. The worst part is that everybody is like "oh I can't write them it makes me too sad" -- which is understandable, but doesn't help me when I want fic about them being booooooooooyfriends.

[yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com]

I was rereading that interview with Bert yesterday where he basically goes "We're not friends any more, I don't want to talk about it" and I just really want to know what happened.... how they went from this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz56IO93Cmo) to hating and angry song-writing.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH BERT. He is so not subtle in any of his feelings.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

I keep trying to think of a way to write happy them, but I always fail. Why are they so doomed? Why? Augh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

;________________;

(http://tinypic.com)

Their love was so pure! What happened?

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

Okay, this always makes me spend time knuckling my eyes and sniffling, but I imagine this:

"I'm sorry, man," Frank says. He's bouncing in place, looking everywhere but at Bert. "He's not here."

"I just saw him walk in there," Bert says, half-laughing. "C'mon, dude."

"Look--" Frank starts, and then huffs a breath out.

Bert stares at Frank until Frank finally looks at him. "He's in there, isn't he," Bert says. "He just-- doesn't want to talk to me anymore?"

Frank doesn't say anything. He looks miserable about it, at least.

Bert says, "Okay." He moves his hands, vaguely, not sure what kind of gesture he's trying to make. "Um. I'm going to sit here, okay? Until he wants to come out, or whatever."

Eventually Bert falls asleep, slumped over against the wall. Jeph wakes him up for soundcheck, and he does it bleary-eyed and confused, murmuring "check checkiddy check check" into the mic whenever they tell him to. He files off-stage with the rest of them when soundcheck's over, but when he starts to head over to the MCR bus Quinn catches his arm.

"Hold off, dude," Quinn says. He meets Bert's eyes, and they stare at each other. Bert takes a wild swing at Quinn, trusting him to catch his fist, and Quinn does. Quinn holds his hand tight and says, "c'mon, c'mon" until Bert falls forward.

"I don't understand," Bert gasps, and then he's crying, he's fucking crying about someone-- someone who isn't even crying over him.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT. :(((((

I can totally believe that Gerard's personal brand of assholery mainly shows itself through, you know, total avoidance of the problems and people like that.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

And meanwhile Gerard is totally crying about it, but he thinks that maybe it's for the best! He's only holding Bert down, you know, he's not doing himself or Bert any favors by staying friends with him, it's all uncomfortable this way, it's better if he just goes cold turkey because he's so ADDICTED to Bert, y'know?

And Frank spends a lot of time punching the side of the bus and texting Jepha.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH GERARD WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN? :(

[7iris.livejournal.com]

*HEARTEYES AND TINY TEARS*

Their ridiculous, doomed selves.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I looooooooooooove them.

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

But they're both happily married now! :D? :D?

:(

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They both have happy endings! They're not tragic on their own. They're only tragic together. :(

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

MAYBE LYNZ CAN THREATEN TO CRUSH G-WAY WITH HER THIGHS IF HE DOESN'T MAKE UP WITH BERT?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

LYNZ'S THIGHS SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

SHE WILL END BOTH OF THEM IF THEY DO NOT SIT DOWN AND TALK IT OUT >:(

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

&YOU;

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

[discord-harmony.livejournal.com]

BEEEEEEEEEEEERT GEEEEERRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRD.

Ugh ugh guh guh ugh ugh ugh NOT FAIR SO CUTE SO TRAGIC.

I want them to secretly pine for one another now. And like, Lyn knows Bert is always on Gee's exception list (if it ever happens which it worn't becausee TRAGIC) and is oaky with that. But.as.glna;lksfjlaksf BOYS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think I mostly just want stories about them being happy back in the day. But it is not like I can afford to be choosy!

[discord-harmony.livejournal.com]

I have a ridiculous love for TRAGEDY and ANGST and STORIES THAT DON'T END HAPPILY. So bert/gerard is kind of WIN FOREVER for me. And like, I love the happy stories but i always KNOW THE TRUTH.

I want them to make up so badly. Just...be on good terms. I would probably cry.

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Honestly. People!

Also, BERT/GERARD! I get hit with overwhelming love for that pairing too on occasion and have to go look at pictures of them hugging while I make sad, tragic noises. Ah. Ah! (http://pics.livejournal.com/fluffontop/pic/0001bh2b)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That pictures does things to my heeeeeeeeart. Ugh ugh ughhhhh.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, you're always going to be one of us.






>:)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

:D:

I just got home and changed out of my work clothes and straight into my oyster shirt and pajama pants. <3

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

:DDDDD it had to be yours! 7 MONTHS!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

7 MONTHS

[hippolicker.livejournal.com]

*licks*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hi bb! I missed you!