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HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY:

1) Subjects I want to study and roll around in like a puppy in filth: medieval Celtic languages; translation theory; the history of Romanian; pidgins and creolization; nonstandard Englishes; language preservation and revitalization; languages and writing systems.

(LINGUISTICS ILU.)

2) Other things I want:

a. A BRENDON URIE OF MY OWN. Why so adorable on the Tonight Show? UGH SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND YOUR HOMOQUEERNESS AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF. Also I don't really like the song America's Suitehearts much in general, but Joe Troh looked hot, and Pete whirled around in a circle an awful lot without any rhythm related to the song, so I give the entire thing a thumbs up.

b. MORE WAYCEST. Seriously it has been forever you guys, write me some porn. Or if you want I will always accept Pete/Mikey shenanigans instead.

3) Everybody I love is in Boston this weekend. :( THEY HELD A MUSKRATE JAMBOREE AND I DIDN'T COME. There is nothing not right in the world. If I don't get plenty of drunken texts from people -- you know who you are -- I will hold a grudge forever.

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2/4/09 06:11 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com
i am not in boston this weekend :( does this mean you do not love me :( :(

history of romanian! \o/ my dad is so into that shit.

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2/4/09 06:15 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
I didn't mean for you to find out this way. :(((((

History of Romanian! It's a Romance language surrounded by Slavic and Germanic languages! THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT. &language contacts;

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2/4/09 06:19 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com
;____________________;


and yet i have heard it is the modern language closest to latin! is this true?

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2/4/09 15:58 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cheshireempress.livejournal.com
Supposedly that would be Italian, but I haven't studied Romanian or Portuguese enough to say for sure. Why is not enough time to learn all the languages? ;___;

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2/4/09 18:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
That makes sense, but I have also heard that Romanian has some conservative grammatic elements that the others got rid of pretty fast. But I haven't really studied it either, so I don't know if that's true.

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2/4/09 19:14 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cheshireempress.livejournal.com
....brb digging out my World Languages cds. *______* conservative grammar sounds AWESOME!

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2/4/09 09:04 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] nova-bright.livejournal.com
I remember when I was at University, we had a lecture given by a man who was one of 4 speakers of an Indigenous Australian language.

THAT WAS *AWESOME*

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2/4/09 18:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
That sounds amazing.

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2/4/09 10:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gobsmackit.livejournal.com
I could just drunkenly harass you from Boston ANY weekend? :P

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2/4/09 12:32 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com
I AM STILL HOPING YOU WILL MAGICALLY SHOW UP, TBH. I HAVE NOT YET FIGURED OUT HOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN BUT YOU WOULD JUST MAGICALLY APPEAR AND I'D HAVE A YOU. IT'S AN AWESOME HOPE.

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2/4/09 18:49 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com
HAVE YOU TESSERED YET? I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO TESSER IN.

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2/4/09 18:34 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cheshireempress.livejournal.com
I've been writing Pete/Mikey/Alicia Warped Tour sex pollen lately. It's IM-fic, and I don't know if I'll finish it, but:

(It's a Warped party. There's stuff everywhere. And it takes Pete a while to realize why Mikey is so determinedly all over him, but realization hits about the same time Mikey's hand finds its way into Pete's pants. In need of reinforcements, he calls in Alicia.)

She turns Mikey's face to her. "Tell me the truth. Do you suck in bed?"

He looks up at her, panting a little. "Suck what?"

She laughs, but Mikey whimpers, and she raises her eyebrows. "You were serious, huh?" He nods. "In that case, we have a deal."

Now that there's another, female, option, Pete's mostly thinking about how he'd really like to watch. He swallows hard and says, "...maybe I should stick around. Just to make sure everything's okay."

Mikey gives him this look, and Pete stares down at his shoes. "C'mon," he says softly. "It's not that..." Not that I don't want to? Not that I'm gay? Not that I wouldn't help you, if she weren't here? He doesn't know, so he leaves it.

Alicia puts her arm around Mikey, who shivers a little and presses closer to her, turning his face into her shoulder. "It's okay," she says, and kisses the top of his head. "Do you want Pete to come with us?"

Mikey hesitates and Pete feels his heart freeze, but then he gives a tiny, quick nod. Alicia takes his hand and leads him out, giving Pete a very pointed Look over her shoulder.

The FOB bus is empty, Pete knows, and he touches Alicia's wrist before heading in that direction. The other two follow, Mikey stumbling a little bit over his feet, and Pete punches the code into the door of the bus.

As soon as the door hisses shut behind them, Mikey turns, pinning Alicia against the door and kissing her hard. She tenses, and Pete realizes suddenly just how seldom he's seen her with a guy. Alicia, on tour, keeps to herself-- she'll hang with the guys all night, but she vanishes when the hook-ups start.

"You okay?" he asks, and she pushes Mikey away from her, walks him back until she has him pinned against the opposite wall.

"You want to do shit?" she asks him. "Or do you want shit done to you?"

Mikey shudders, whining low in his chest. "Anything," he says, in a soft raspy voice. "Anything is good enough."

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2/4/09 18:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
I HOPE YOU KNOW I REALLY AM VERY FOND OF YOU.

*_________*