frank would just want to be darth vader in bed, but he giggles too much

[schmerica]

OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME I CANNOT STOP CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ABOUT LOLZY STAR WARS SEX.

It's not my FAULT that the Ways' canonical favorite movie including canon incestuous kissing, okay. Or that Gerard has notebooks full of notes about the movie. And they spent their childhood playacting in that universe. Or that Gerard's own creative work has incestuous themes.

Putting these two pictures in direct opposition to each other probably IS my fault, though. But I don't care, because it amuses me.





Also my fault: the following posts I made on twitter:

I want a fic where G and Mikey are usually pretty open with each other with discussing their sex lives, right up until Mikey/Pete happens

And then G is like DDD: at all the stupid lolzy roleplay and costumes and grossed out. Right up until Mikey mentions the Han Solo/Leia thing

At which point G is like "--okay, wait, that one isn't a bad idea."

also OH MAN I'd read so much waycest that was them playing star wars luke/leia roleplay. that doesn't count, you know!

like, most of the time they play Star Wars, but sometimes they "play Star Wars". If you know what I mean.

I blame anoneknewmoose. And brooklinegirl. And also violin_road.

--Oh man, possibly even better is grownup Gerard trying to explain the Star Wars roleplay to Frank.

Frank would be like "yeah, i already knew that, you DORKS."

And Gerard is all like, "No, like, I mean sometimes I'd be Luke and he'd be Leia and we'd, like ... do stuff."

And Frank would LAUGH HIS ASS OFF and be like "oh my god, that's so sick!"

And Gerard would get all defensive. "It's totally normal to do some experiimenting in play like that when you're a little kid!"

"Yeah, if you're a CREEP."

"Fuck you, you're an only child, what do you know! >:("

And then Frank just wants to see pictures of bb!Mikey draped in a sheet with fake cinnamon-bun hair. SO GRATE.