frank would just want to be darth vader in bed, but he giggles too much

[schmerica]

OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME I CANNOT STOP CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ABOUT LOLZY STAR WARS SEX.

It's not my FAULT that the Ways' canonical favorite movie including canon incestuous kissing, okay. Or that Gerard has notebooks full of notes about the movie. And they spent their childhood playacting in that universe. Or that Gerard's own creative work has incestuous themes.

Putting these two pictures in direct opposition to each other probably IS my fault, though. But I don't care, because it amuses me.





Also my fault: the following posts I made on twitter:

I want a fic where G and Mikey are usually pretty open with each other with discussing their sex lives, right up until Mikey/Pete happens

And then G is like DDD: at all the stupid lolzy roleplay and costumes and grossed out. Right up until Mikey mentions the Han Solo/Leia thing

At which point G is like "--okay, wait, that one isn't a bad idea."

also OH MAN I'd read so much waycest that was them playing star wars luke/leia roleplay. that doesn't count, you know!

like, most of the time they play Star Wars, but sometimes they "play Star Wars". If you know what I mean.

I blame anoneknewmoose. And brooklinegirl. And also violin_road.

--Oh man, possibly even better is grownup Gerard trying to explain the Star Wars roleplay to Frank.

Frank would be like "yeah, i already knew that, you DORKS."

And Gerard is all like, "No, like, I mean sometimes I'd be Luke and he'd be Leia and we'd, like ... do stuff."

And Frank would LAUGH HIS ASS OFF and be like "oh my god, that's so sick!"

And Gerard would get all defensive. "It's totally normal to do some experiimenting in play like that when you're a little kid!"

"Yeah, if you're a CREEP."

"Fuck you, you're an only child, what do you know! >:("

And then Frank just wants to see pictures of bb!Mikey draped in a sheet with fake cinnamon-bun hair. SO GRATE.

Comments

[perspexsea.livejournal.com]

For Pete, Mikey dresses up in a sexy tauntaun outfit




(ahhhh, the old "pete is a furry!" joke. -2 to originality.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, well, that's where this started out on the tweets! We had been discussing all the ears and tails Mikey wore for Pete before this.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

PEARL, I'M STILL ON MIKEY IN EARS WHILE HE BLOWS PETE, OKAY. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mikey would totally go out to the Halloween store with Frank back in September and see them and just kind of be all >:) to himself and buy a couple different pairs, right? and then hide them for months to surprise Pete with one day. Like, they'll be making out on the bed and Mikey will be pull away and be like "okay, brb" and Pete will wait and maybe check his texts and then Mikey will come back and Pete will be all "o____o WHOA" and trip over his feet a little.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

if he wanted to really surprise Pete, he'd go out around February, when the bunny ears start showing up at craft stores.

...not that I'm waiting for that. Or anything.

but yeah, Pete would be wide-eyed and maybe sort of cautious, because this is MIKEY. PLANNING AHEAD. For EARS. and Pete kind of doesn't know what to do with it, except for how when Mikey gets tired of him staring and sort of shrugs and drops down to his knees, real awkward, Pete knows EXACTLY what to do with it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, those little details of verisimilitude are exactly why you would be the perfect person to write this!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

...I know you just called me a furry, but I can't bring myself to be offended. IDK. I MIGHT TRY. MIKEY IN BUNNY EARS WITH THE LEFT ONE FLOPPING DOWN OVER HIS :| IS KIND OF HOPELESSLY ADORABLE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it is SO adorable. I love fic where people are trying out the other person's kink to make them happy. Especially when that person is Mikey being all "...sure, why not."

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

yes! EXACTLY. Mikey's not into it, but PETE is, so, I mean, Mikey's all, "okay. it's ears. whatever. it's cool." *puts them on* *adjusts them to a jaunty angle*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am now imagining him in front of the mirror for twenty minutes getting the ears to lay just right, the way he does with his hair.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY. It's HARD to get the bend on that one ear just right, you know?

[anoneknewmoose.livejournal.com]

IAWTMFC

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT IS THE BEST CINDY *_______*

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

MIKEY IN BUNNY EARS WITH THE LEFT ONE FLOPPING DOWN OVER HIS :| IS KIND OF HOPELESSLY ADORABLE.

MY FACE. TRACEY YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO MY FACE IT IS GOING LIKE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

MUST. WRITE.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE THIS. picture his :| face with the FLOPPY EAR COMING DOWN OVER ONE EYE. Right? He's all "pfffft" - blows it out of his way "c'mere, lemme just - "

Right? RIGHT?

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

PFFFFT YES.

Also I meant you must write. Because everyone knows you are The Authority on All Things Bunny-Ear-Related. :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IAWTC :DDDDDD

[(Anonymous)]

Like so? (http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/7623/1003658.jpg) :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ADORABLE

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

That last line? I really really want to draw it. Maybe when finals are over.

And, uh, have you seen this yet

(http://www.mychemicalromance.com/shop/product/danger-days-cinema-poster)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YES. Isn't it amazing?????

I would love to see that drawing so much. SO MUCH.

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

I LOVE EVERYTHING THEY CHOOSE TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AND EVEN THE THINGS THEY DO NOT CHOOSE BUT WE FORCE UPON THEM ANYWAY :D?

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

\o/

[transtempts.livejournal.com]

*is giggling* THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, YOU KNOW. FEEL FREE TO GO ON. AT LENGTH!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT IS MAKING MY NIGHT

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

like, most of the time they play Star Wars, but sometimes they "play Star Wars". If you know what I mean.

YES PLEASE. STUCK INSIDE ON SNOWY DAYS. EVERY OBJECT BECAME A LIGHT SABER. LIGHT SABER DILDO?

[jrho.livejournal.com]

Would that count as electricity play?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, oh god, that is sending me to a bad Edward II-red hot poker place

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

RL LOL!

I really need to dig out the photos of me dressed up as Princess Leia when I was little. (There was no role playing with my brother, I hasten to add!)

[anoneknewmoose.livejournal.com]

HEY, WAIT. I'M GETTING AN AWFUL LOT OF BLAME AROUND HERE LATELY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Blame, credit, what's the difference?

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Confused! Is that an actual picture from Star Wars, or a manip?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is totally a legit picture.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

GEORGE LUCAS YOU ONCE AGAIN HAVE FAILED ME IN WAYS I COULD ONLY DIMLY PERCEIVE.