ST:TOS: all of the kinky shit

[schmerica]

So here is my question - do people who haven't actually sat down and watched through the entire original series of Star Trek: the Original Series have any idea how randomly fucking kinky it is? I ask because I have found myself really excited explaining the set-up to "Patterns of Force" to a couple people earlier this week, and ... well.

Seriously, ST:TOS is split really unevenly into, like 1/3 Srs Bsns and 2/3 crack, and a significant proportion of that crack is honestly kinky shit. Seriously. These are the people who brought you pon farr.

Other highlights from the series:

+ The one where Kirk and Spock both dress up like Nazis, and then get sexily half-naked whipped and climb on each other, and then dress up like Nazis some more (the aforementioned "Patterns of Force")
+ The one where a dying race kidnaps Kirk to be their sex slave concubine to give them sperm and make babies
+ The ones where the godlike aliens have control over their bodies and/or minds and make them kiss and/or perform for their amusement
+ The one where they are kidnapped to be gladiators (no, really, gladiators. With the leather strappy costumes and all)
+ Another one where they have to be gladiators and fight to the death, except this time it's in ancient Rome, and also Kirk goes to bed with a sex slave
+ The one where Spock gets dosed with crazy plant pollen that makes him open to emotional and fall in love
+ The one where Spock goes back in time to like caveman days and it somehow makes him, like, become all barbaric and stuff like ancient Vulcans and falls in love
+ The one where one of Kirk's ex-girlfriends is really bitter about sexism in the Federation that makes her unable to be a captain and so exchanges bodies with KIrk
+ The one where Kirk and Spock pretend to+ be Romulans and Spock has to sexily seduce the Romulan commander
+ The one where the whole crew gets dosed with a crazy drug that "lowers emotional inhibitions"
+ The one that starts out with all the dudes going out and cozying up to sexy belly dancers

There is a lot of androids and robots, too. People having sex with them or falling in love with them, people getting replaced or duplicated by them, shapeshifters, etc, etc.

I am totally missing lots of great stuff here, but I really think this gives you a good overview. Anybody else want to pitch in?

Comments

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Star Trek: Can accurately be summarized with "hnng".

There's plenty more in the later series, too.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is truly amazing!

[copracat]

It's awesome, isn't it?

There was a period in my youth when I was convinced every second episode was about Spock being manipulated or drugged into feeling emotion and falling in love and/or punching Kirk.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Don't forget crying about his mom!

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

I don't know why anyone is surprised that this is the show that launched fanfiction fandom (and slash) as we know it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think people who are surprised are not familiar with it.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Slashers: At Least We Come By It Honestly? :D? :D?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

:D!

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

What about the one where they stole Spock's brain and Kirk told the weird all female society that all those cavemen would warm them up?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, yes! I didn't even know where to start describing that one.